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Happy Thanksgiving (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

this is kind of fun

CHUD Thanksgiving:

  • STAND YOUR GROUND Maxwell House Coffee
  • FAMILY COURT can of cold beans
  • MY WIFE LEFT ME case of Old Milwaukee
  • RACIAL SLURS boiled hot dogs
  • diarrhea in the barcalounger
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

  • KIDS DON'T CALL casserole

  • SHADOWBANNED sweet potatoes

  • VEINY THROBBING HOG ham

  • stuffing

[–] defedit@midwest.social 13 points 5 months ago

i don't know what this is, but i i love it. lol

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 48 points 5 months ago

This legitimately reads like a Tim heidecker making fun of conservatives joke, it's so weird.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh this isn't a bit

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Wait, it's not? How the fuck is "Jreen Bean Casserole" not a bit?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

stuffing

😳

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Love my jreen beans

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

WHERE'S THE MARXIST-LENINIST MASHED POTATOES meow-tableflip

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One joke

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

My pronouns are jreen/beans 😂😂😂😭😭😭❤️🤩😂

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay but are they vegan

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

They think vegans only eat kale

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Conservatives are so bad at wordplay.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A lot of these they could just shorten and they'd work a bit better 'Pronoun Pie' lose the pumpkin, 'THEY'REkey' instead instead of turkey although since I'm smarter They/Them/She/Herkey is what I'd pick, Tranberry Sauce, it's right there, Mac n CRTs, Green New Deal Bean Casserole. No notes on stuffing.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DEIvled Eggs.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Abortion Gravy. I got nuthin

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

Oh god the mac and cheese is so fucking good

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Their One Joke: Thanksgiving Edition

The height of comedy and wit

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Tag yourself I’m stuffing 🥵

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

shouldv shortened it to crybaby sauce. also stuffing

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

I wish

[–] TheChemist@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I love that it is just called "stuffing", implying that stuffing can't be made interesting or appealing no matter what.