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Happy Thanksgiving (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago

this is kind of fun

CHUD Thanksgiving:

  • STAND YOUR GROUND Maxwell House Coffee
  • FAMILY COURT can of cold beans
  • MY WIFE LEFT ME case of Old Milwaukee
  • RACIAL SLURS boiled hot dogs
  • diarrhea in the barcalounger
[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  • KIDS DON'T CALL casserole

  • SHADOWBANNED sweet potatoes

  • VEINY THROBBING HOG ham

  • stuffing

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

i don't know what this is, but i i love it. lol

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

This legitimately reads like a Tim heidecker making fun of conservatives joke, it's so weird.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Wait, it's not? How the fuck is "Jreen Bean Casserole" not a bit?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Love my jreen beans

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

WHERE'S THE MARXIST-LENINIST MASHED POTATOES meow-tableflip

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

My pronouns are jreen/beans ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

They think vegans only eat kale

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Conservatives are so bad at wordplay.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

A lot of these they could just shorten and they'd work a bit better 'Pronoun Pie' lose the pumpkin, 'THEY'REkey' instead instead of turkey although since I'm smarter They/Them/She/Herkey is what I'd pick, Tranberry Sauce, it's right there, Mac n CRTs, Green New Deal Bean Casserole. No notes on stuffing.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Abortion Gravy. I got nuthin

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Oh god the mac and cheese is so fucking good

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Their One Joke: Thanksgiving Edition

The height of comedy and wit

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

shouldv shortened it to crybaby sauce. also stuffing

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Tag yourself Iโ€™m stuffing ๐Ÿฅต

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I love that it is just called "stuffing", implying that stuffing can't be made interesting or appealing no matter what.

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