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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Francis if you excommunicate all the genocidaires I will immediately renounce atheism and become a Catholic, to the delight of my dear departed granny Edith (my great grandmother's name changed to protect the innocent, AKA, me) (and the endless frustration of my evangelical mother who had a "prophetic vision" that I would one day return to Christianity, but who considers Catholics to be crypto pagans.)

Send his ass straight to hell Frankie

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

If your evangelical mother views Catholics as "real" Christians that would be the real wild bit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

You know what? I'll join you too. My grandparents will shine and my MAGA evangelical brother will seethe.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can't wait for American Catholics to come up with Protestantism 2

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

American Orthodox

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

American catholicism is already a lot like lutheranism. It's almost unrecognizable to other catholic countries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They'll just elect Biden as anti-pope

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't believe even the pope supports hummus now smh

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I've always been a big supporter of Hummus. Easy to make, cheap, healthy, vegan-friendly and goes well with anything.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I assume there are all kinds of weird treaties around Vatican City being its own state, but he's apparently able to drop these bars with impunity and they have some serious moneys... There are ways they could get involved. Would be hilarious if a series of events leads to Mossad assassinating this guy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I assume Mossad is seething and desperately wants to. I'd 100% believe that they'd start pushing on social media how the pope is a communist anti-semite.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

So far he's all words and no action so they don't need to expend their resources on him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

isntrael calling this pope an antisemite but not the literal nazi he replaced would be pretty on brand for zionists

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

pope francis excommunicates the U.S. ruling class and all self-proclaimed "tradcaths".

think the Vatican's platoon of Swiss Guard can acquire anti-drone defenses in time?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are already talk in the vatican about purging the American catholic clergy for being too reactionary.

Every Christian denominations landing on the American soil will eventually become orthodox Christianity

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Evangelical is just poor man orthodox. both are Christo fascists, at least the orthodox don’t rent a half finished basement and call it a church

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

America gets the distorted version of the distortion, as tradition.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

The Pope should excommunicate everyone and set himself up for a way less crowded heaven. Also it would be funny

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

1000% hope he does it his last day as president for the extra laugh

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

When will the Woke Pope liberate us from our oppressors?!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

American antipope lets-fucking-go