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[–] 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Francis if you excommunicate all the genocidaires I will immediately renounce atheism and become a Catholic, to the delight of my dear departed granny Edith (my great grandmother's name changed to protect the innocent, AKA, me) (and the endless frustration of my evangelical mother who had a "prophetic vision" that I would one day return to Christianity, but who considers Catholics to be crypto pagans.)

Send his ass straight to hell Frankie

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Can't wait for American Catholics to come up with Protestantism 2

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Can't believe even the pope supports hummus now smh

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I assume there are all kinds of weird treaties around Vatican City being its own state, but he's apparently able to drop these bars with impunity and they have some serious moneys... There are ways they could get involved. Would be hilarious if a series of events leads to Mossad assassinating this guy.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I assume Mossad is seething and desperately wants to. I'd 100% believe that they'd start pushing on social media how the pope is a communist anti-semite.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    pope francis excommunicates the U.S. ruling class and all self-proclaimed "tradcaths".

    think the Vatican's platoon of Swiss Guard can acquire anti-drone defenses in time?

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    There are already talk in the vatican about purging the American catholic clergy for being too reactionary.

    Every Christian denominations landing on the American soil will eventually become orthodox Christianity

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [+] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    The Pope should excommunicate everyone and set himself up for a way less crowded heaven. Also it would be funny

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago*

    1000% hope he does it his last day as president for the extra laugh

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    When will the Woke Pope liberate us from our oppressors?!

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    American antipope lets-fucking-go

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