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Pictured: Google trends showing a lot of people just today discovering Joe Biden isn't on the ballot

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago

The election is almost enturely determined by this type of guy.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So glad we're burning down the planet for this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair technically it can use the internet, its just a deliberate decision not to allow internet searching for "reasons", perhaps that would make it even worse given the plagiarism.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Snapchat's AI model was adamant that Queen Elizabeth II was still alive up until a few months ago.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also spikes for searches like "who is kamala Harris" or "who is trump" or "why does my butthole itch"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

#ItchyButthole2024

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

They always ask who or what joe Biden is but never how :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Asking the real questions here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

why is Joe Biden? anybody?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

These are the only people I envy

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Seems like people are voting for Robert Kennedy too, not sure if they are unaware he dropped out or they are the never trump type.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

I have to assume at least 2% of voters choose a completely random name on their ballot

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Isn't he still on the ballot in some places? Like he dropped out but after some legal time limit or whatever

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds about right. In bad country they keep people who don't even wanna run on the ballot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

In bad country fake candidates are added to the ballot to fool the people into thinking anyone other than dear leader is in the running

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yep, he was still on mine. I sincerely hope he carries a few districts here just so that Trump doesn't completely run away with it in this hellhole of a state, but what the hell can you do.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Trend of people searching "was RFK shot in 68"

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's why you gotta write him in

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only in death does duty end

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Listen, Jack, your watch has not ended!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's electable if you vote for him

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

There are some timelines where he's actually forced to stay in office for a few more years beacuase enough people wrote him in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Worked for the CPSU central committee.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Did he died?

AI RESULT: Yes Joe Biden died June 23 2024 while shitting on the toilet and cursing Corn Pop.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the ai's citations:

^1^[hexbear.net/c/fakenews]
^2^[hexbear.net/u/melina]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fact check: Melina was terminated at the Fake News channel before such date... besides that, source is verified

Rating of comment: partially true

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

It's finally, officially, Joeover

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

extremely offline

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He was the only one who could defeat Trump - but when the liberals needed him most, he vanished

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

waiting 100 years for the dems to win again lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Trillbilly bit of rural guy that's never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

god i wish that were me

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

oh my god they're gonna say he would have won

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Living their best lives

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know that it's that many people, the year-long trend looks a lot different.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

6% of the amount that searched at the time it happened still seems like a lot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what that's like, just living in that information void.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's either bliss or day after day of everything going so wrong there's no time to catch up on the world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

they didnt even know to vote for biden in 2020 till after everyone dropped out and the msn just repeated Biden until it was the only name they were familiar with at the ballot.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

wish that were me