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This feels reminiscent of nazi fear mongering about a bolshevik invasion

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why would Russia do any of this. They literally aren't even interested in taking all of Ukraine, just the parts where ethnic Russians were being oppressed. Lib brain is nonsensical

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same reason why all the Midwest collectively shit themselves after 9/11 thinking Al-Qaeda was going to bomb Six Flags or the Mall of America

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish they would have to be fair

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, if they were going to bomb the Midwest, there are several places in Wisconsin I could have suggested

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make sure the Figi's factory is on the list. Those so-called "fresh" cheese curds have really taken a nosedive in quality in recent years.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having moved away, I have to say my curd choices have diminished greatly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

There's a cheesemonger about an hour's drive away from me. It's fantastic stepping into that massive refrigerator and just inhaling all the cheeses.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Everything happens in a vacuum and no historical contexts are ever needed/taught in liberal fascist land.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

They won't but the political and investment establishment is full of i-am-adolf-hitler and have collective pants shitting from WW2 and they need to maintain the commies are coming to overrun us and deny us power and money

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

if bakhmut falls then paris is next. its simple geography

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'll draft all of North Korea to invade Rennes!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

first bakhmut, then 7,882,234 villages after paris, texas, and then THE WORLD

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

The order of the 7,882,234 villages is a precise predetermined order, and they all matter but are simultaneously inevitable from the fall of Bakhmut

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

new york was nexts actually..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If Chasiv Yar falls, China will invade Taiwan and Europe will become Putinland!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Europe will become Putinland!

Damn, we might actually get a functioning economy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

little did you know about putin's revanchist plans against taiwan (russian name niu madrid), he's gonna enter the island before china finishes bombing it and then china will be russia

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is what European liberals actually believe.

They have no realistic understanding of the material world, it is all Harry Potter to them. I've had "adult in the room" liberals, serious people with serious jobs, react to my suggestion that Denmark should defund its military to fund welfare by asking the snarky question "how much welfare will there be when Russia invades us?"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you had every "Austrian Guy trying to fearmonger about an invasion from Russia" in a room you'd have two guys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only plausible way Russia might attack Austria wouldn’t depend on controlling Ukraine.

the good ending

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The Russians wouldn't deploy nuclear armaments to kaliningrad oblast

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They also wouldn't be attacking Austria for no reason either

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah there really isn't anything there worth invading for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pastries and cakes, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Just kidnap the bakers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are some nuclear armaments belonging to Russian Baltic Fleet there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Doesn't really count since that's the naval leg of the triad

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I thought they deployed a couple of nuclear armed kinzhals in MiGs to Kaliningrad (not that it matters given the range on a hypersonic missile).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure this person cares just as much about Hungary being invaded right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They probably think Austria-Hungary is the same

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

They're gonna do the hoi 4 thing and send amotorized division all the way to vienna

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That one Austrian army guy doing popular war mapping on YT: "So anyway"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It was very funny the first time I was in Austria and the Saturday test sirens went off (this is a thing in Austria. Every Saturday they blow all the air raid sirens just in case they're one day invaded) and one of the Austrian teens jumped up and yelled "fuck! The Russians are here!" to screw with the foreigners who didn't know about the tests, but became much less funny when I realised the Austrians genuinely thought Russia was on the brink of invading at all times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The ~~Turk~~ Slav lusts for Vienna!