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beloved landlord

murdered over rent

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[-] [email protected] 117 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago

okay which one of you wrote this bit? step forward

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I'd claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Can't we say it was communal use of he lathe

[-] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago
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that's how you know they deserved it

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Featuring: halal grocery

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Tit hair salon

[-] [email protected] 101 points 10 months ago

Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago

it's possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software

[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

yea lol, its a really simple concept

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[-] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago

This puts a smile on my face considering my current circumstances. I needed this. Thanks.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago
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"Mourns" them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.

crab-party hexcrab-party sicko-jammin

[-] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago

Make landlords afraid again

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

Love a good news day packwatch

[-] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

You joked about Mao John Cena but the ghost of the chairman is alive and well.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

The failure of journalism to capture how deeply funny of a story this is is tragic. They need to push the medium forward.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

The world got slightly better

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Nature is healing bye

[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

"allegedly" janet-wink

[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Raskolnikov did this

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Wasn't this how crime and punishment started

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Iirc crime and punishment started off with him masturbating over how he was an uber mensch who COULD kill and he did it to prove it and stealing her valuables was an afterthought. She was also a pawnbroker not a landlord. Well probably both but pawnbroker was how i remember her relationship to Raskolnikov

[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HEXBEAR, I READ A BOOK ONCE

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

How horrifying. I would never

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago
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If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile

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