And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
writing in Hillary because she's electable if you vote for her
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
The Giant Meteor vote, but crackly blue!
I think both sides are bad
Mate you are not American
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend 
There's no beating gleebozorx friend
I have my own alien supporter friends!
I'm voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can't trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Selling merch for both sides 
we love our power posters
I voted 
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
:i-vorted:
Damn it's neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone's race. For a dollar I'll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
Sorry UlyssesT, I'm going Talkeetna style on this vote and say we vote to make the town mascot that is dirt owl the mayor.
Ref: Mayor Stubbs
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren't anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
Dirtowl has more name recognition
Dirty bird will win but not before finding out what cyber bullying really means.
Why isn't there a hexbear electoral college?
(insert image of the "i voted" wolf sticker here)
I just hope both teams have fun.
Vote Owl no matter howl
I voted for everyone's favorite dirt birb. While Ulysses is a patriot for killing Kissinger, I will always stand behind a avian.
I'm going to do a heccin voter fraud to vote for you both 10 times because you should both be president
Drumph Owl is stealing the election!
This is how Bernie can still win
UlyssesT after seeing the polls:
Fuck me i voted for dirty owl but THEY'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN, THEY CAN'T
I'm worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @[email protected] , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
Dort oil piss and shits everywhere and ouless makes fun of me for watching every marvel movie in a row every weekend, so I'll vote for the lesser evil of dork wol
I don't belive you would wipe the floor with him, because that could be considered an act of cleaning. You would still win though.
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