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It's a CIA honeypot where the goal is to trick FBI agents into thinking its an FBI honeypot.

Get pranked lmao

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

this comment gave me havana syndrome

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

NSA malding rn that they didn't think of this first

[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

cia "Ah hell! Not again..."

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If it is this is the least sexy honeypot I’ve ever seen

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

The first volcel honeypot

[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

It's Hegemonically-based organic cointelpro. Western leftists only know shit post, struggle session, and doom.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Bit idea: we turn the CIA into a Hexbear honeypot

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

if so it's fucking bullshit, I ain't got sunked off even once

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Hexbear is a communist honey pot. Once upon a time I came here a confused and slightly outraged lib, now I'm the one true leftist.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

If the mods are CIA agents I have to admit they're pretty based amerikkka-clap

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

[VENT POST]:Honeypot? YEAH RIGHT! The mods here make my job so fucking hard. I work at Langley and I'm responsible for reporting leftists who post too good so they can be injected with cringe takes and nanobots. I've done it maybe 14 times and still my colleagues and boss treat me with so much disrespect. Even my work crush, Sam, says that "work that can be done in your sweatpants doesn't count as real spy work."

That's all well and good, right? But it doesn't stop there. None of my agitprop makes a dent in Hexbear morale! I had to personally make a 6 figure deal trafficking arms in Africa to get lemmy.world to speak ill of Hexbear and it looks like it didn't even move the needle a millimeter!! I had Havana syndrome for 3 weeks cause some asshole kids in the Congo kept calling me a suit and pointing their microwave at me! All of my agitprop goes straight into the dunk tank or, ugh, the dredge tank. And then the annoying fucking admins won't even give me a backdoor API of all the posts, so I have to check posts by hand. It doesn't help that my mandatory AI assistant, Intelligent Ian, hallucinates 90% of the problematic posts on the site making my job 10x harder.

So no, it's not really a honeypot, it's more like a vat of fucking vinegar. This shit sucks!!!!!!!!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Incredible. Tagline please

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

That's the biggest compliment you can give me, thank you. If I have a choice, it'd be the line

I had Havana syndrome for 3 weeks cause some asshole kids in the Congo kept calling me a suit and pointing their microwave at me!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I think the whole thing should be tagline tbh. It's fucking great. I don't know who decides these things though sadness but it's really good. Made me actually lol!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

rat-salute it warms my heart. I also have some posts strewn about the website bemoaning my rival, Johnathan China, who is embraced by the community. The search function would find them

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This webserver is the property of the Russian State. Tencent (the CCP) made an offer, but it was rejected by the Duma.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I am the honey.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

wait y'all are getting honey from this?

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Yes, but the CIA enshittified it by not putting any honey in it.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Either CIA or FSB it's hard to keep track

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I'm the honey comfy-cool

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Bears do like honeypot soo... i'm winnie pooing over here

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

spoilerit's a Coast Guard honeypot

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I'm an NSA agent. I used to be assigned to Tor, but they had enough people on that, and scouting of hexbear suggested a "neurodiverse and queer" character to be ideal, so I was transfered.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

If you have to ask, you already know.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I do love honey ira

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Anything can be a honeypot if you're desperate enough.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I feel like there's a bit where they try so hard to keep a honeypot going-- funding the mutual-aid requests, providing useful resources to keep the audience tuned in-- that they end up as revolutionary heroes.

Of course, some of the Entrapment Specialists would probably have to make room next to the medals from Al-queda they earned for the last 20 years of antics.

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fedposting care post. twisted Leak the documents....

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Yes, that's why I'm such a sweetie

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Oh for sure

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Yes but we seem to be flipping some of our handlers

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

it's a socdem containment vessel for tankies.

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It better not be!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

USDA Foreign Agricultural Service honeypot, actually

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

If it is, I’m fucked

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