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[-] [email protected] 115 points 8 months ago

Donald J. Harris.

There is a god and they have a sense of humor.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is why I worship the great trickster god. Reality is entertainment for entities beyond our comprehension.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

they're perfectly comprehensible in their shit-assness

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

We live in a videogame, and a child is doing the equivalent of taking away the pool ladder in the sims

[-] [email protected] 100 points 8 months ago

Kamala my daughter, I have taught you the ways of Marxism, make america a communist country.

jokermala Ogey

top-cop [accelerates late stage capitalism ushering in american style fascism]

Kamala, how could you possibly think that's what I meant?

volcel-kamala Another day another banger!

[-] [email protected] 82 points 8 months ago

Gee, real head scratcher.

God that must feel awful watching your daughter turn in to girlboss hitler.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

I mean the dude's a very slightly left-leaning neoliberal economist at Princeton so let's not give him too much credit. He's mostly pissed at all the "Jamaicans like smoking weed" references his daughter keeps making.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's like Buttigieg's dad, people hear Marxist and think some sort of radical, instead of a boringly standard academic in history or economics.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

He's mostly pissed at all the "Jamaicans like smoking weed" references his daughter keeps making.

Wild isn't it, imagine having a daughter who first gained notoriety for her brutal ""tough on crime"" policies which imprisoned people (predominantly black and other POC though that's obvious) for weed, and then made a 180° turn to becoming the most annoying "weed, bro" hunter stereotype panderer.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

It isn't the most infuriating thing that she's done, but it's up there.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Looking it up if nothing else it had a hell of a payoff: https://web.archive.org/web/20190218061545/https://www.jamaicaglobalonline.com/donald-harris-slams-his-daughter-senator-kamala-harris-for-fraudulently-stereotyping-jamaicans-and-accusing-her-of-playing-identity-politics/

“My dear departed grandmothers(whose extraordinary legacy I described in a recent essay on this website), as well as my deceased parents , must be turning in their grave right now to see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics. Speaking for myself and my immediate Jamaican family, we wish to categorically dissociate ourselves from this travesty.”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

He certainly has a way with words

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh. I thought he was cooler than that.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I must regretfully inform you that reports of Kamala's dad's Marxism appear to have been overblown

[-] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

And she's like "first off I'm gonna be a cop"

No! That's not how this works! Poor dude

[-] [email protected] 75 points 8 months ago

They should respect that poor man's privacy. I can't imagine the shame he must feel for having the "genocide with joy" girl boss as a daughter

[-] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago

Donald J.

The universe blessed us with this

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

More proof we're in a simulation

[-] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago

Am I just thinking about it too much or is it not weird that they used his middle initial? Almost as if they want to draw a line to a certain other Donald J.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

to be fair, i think it might just be because it's funny. it is funny.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago

If my daughter turned out to be a demon, I wouldn't want to talk to her either

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Idk I'd probably be talking to priests and magicians trying to find a way to exorcise the demon or else contain her power.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

Imagine saying something out of pocket during class and he just hits you with this look.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

You fucking KNOW this guy is about to make you make an ass of yourself

[-] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Gonna guess it started when she became a cop and firmly solidified when she became a politician cop.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

Put him in, coach.

Let's get him in that cabinet

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

I think it’s because he had some drama about custody with his former ex wife

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Please get him on tv as an October surprise

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