These "EPIC" ingredients will literally give you cancer
That's an insult to lizards.
Also lmao at Mr. Beasts dead inside smile
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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People think lizard people are bad because they're humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they're bad because they're lizards mixed with human characteristics π€’
"Blessed is the lion which a man eats so that the lion becomes a man. But cursed is the man whom a lion eats so that the man becomes a lion!"
But replace lion with man and man with lizard.
I don't know why, but middle guy's obviously fake smile pisses me off every time I see it. You're telling me you do this for a living and that's the best "smile" you can do? Come on.
MR BEAAAAAAAAAST
The war criminal streamer
He looks like half the people at Friday Night Magic.
It's gotta be really weird to be an adult whose primary audience is children.
Especially now in the era where your audience more directly influences what you do and what you put out.
I can't help but see them as losers. Having all this immense wealth influence only to be a charlatan peddling internet slop and barely edible garbage that you call FEASTABLES to neglected children. If they weren't so harmful I would laugh at them all day.
I mean, there have been plenty of children's entertainers who are just regular people, their target demo is just kids.
But being some charlatan and grifter whose target audience is kids, that's what's weird.
"You take the blue Lunchly... the stream ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Lunchly... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the pedo allegations go."
When the
When the smile does not reach your eyes
Who are these guys?
What shit are they selling?
internet's biggest morons (KSI, Logan Paul, Mr beast) selling sugary shite to their child fanbase.
And they OWN that shit, they ain't just shilling it. 2 owns the liquid, one owns the solid. Uh.
Wtf is wrong with these dudes
Well you see their products don't literally contain lead like the competition so their shilling is morally righteous.
They have millions and a loyal fanbase and it's still not enough for them. They have to poison them too. Imagine being that hollowed out.
They have millions and a loyal fanbase and it's still not enough for them. They have to poison them too. Imagine being that hollowed out.
I think about this all the time. They have all the money they will ever need, and they do this with it?! I don't understand how they aren't just working out, taking care of their peoples (friends/family/organizations they care about/whatever), travelling, or just doing whatever the hell they want. If this is "whatever the hell you want" for them I can't imagine how utterly lifeless and devoid of joy or meaning they are. I truly can't imagine the idea of "brandingβ’Β©"/"marketingβ’Β©" being the end goal for any actual human person.
I love processed foods made exclusively from ingredients you couldn't find in my, or anyone else's, grandmother's kitchen.
I'm surprised nobody has pointed out, this is definitely photoshopped right? Look at the boxes around and behind their feet.
Idk about cancer but it's just mid
Prime has sucralose in it
Also a shocking amount of PFAS in it
"Americans do not eat food. Americans eat marketing."
So guessing the one Prime is meant to look like a Rocket Pop without actually being endorsed by Rocket Pop? Also just God damn is that a sad cursed image
Yeah, it's rocket pop flavored. Prime is basically Gatorade but without pretending it's healthy.