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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Stay safe, I'll be back in an hour.

Edit: my knee started hurting, so I walked the last part. I'm back now and nothing seems to have happened. This either means something momentous has happened that the public is not allowed knowledge of, or that I have lost the baton of heaven (get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it's a relay race because I'm running. It's contrived, but it's the best I could think of)

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[-] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ah fuck, Susan caught a stray. This is what I get for not finishing my runs!

Edit: oh wait Susan sucked, I forgot that. I have no idea what this means then. If I had run longer, would more people have died? Only one way to figure it out I guess

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's a sign that you need to keep running swole-doge

(But also be sure to rest to heal your knee)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Gonna give myself a few rest days and then go for a long run. I'll try focusing my mind on a specific person while running, maybe that will help.

Imagine I run a marathon with the sole motivation being the death of Jeff Bezos. One can dream

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Make sure you have their image in your head so you don't mix up someone with the same name lol

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We found the deathnote lmao

Egon, we're gonna need a lot more running out of you

[-] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I like this too

[-] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

You should run every day if you can. Make the world a better place one run at a time

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Already done, my knee started hurting :(

[-] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

cia got you with the knee injury gun sadness

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

My calves were getting too powerful. Had I gone another mile then Xi would have pushed the communism button. He called me to tell me this. Installing TikTok was a mistake

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

You gotta stop watching those old Beto O'Rourke campaign videos

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

He took away the wrong message from Coyote Ugly. So many health code violations.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Are you suggesting that I should dance to LeAnn Rimes on the floor?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Well maybe Cheney gets a stroke or something.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

@[email protected] happy to read you, but pls get off this site right now

Edit: aw shit too late

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

If it helps, I need to logout again soon.

I'll be back. cyber-lenin

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

07 every step Egon takes, a decade passes

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it's a relay race because I'm running. It's contrived, but it's the best I could think of

I got it and i thought it was funny and i thought this made it even more funny tbh

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thank you! I hoped it would

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