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mfs don't like coconuts apparently 🥥🌴

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[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

Donors don't know they exist in the context of everything around them and all that came before.

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

I have no time for people who hate coconut

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

mfw a donor claims to have fallen out of a coconut tree: contextphobic

Death to America

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Dumbasses think they just fell out of a coconut tree

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

One source said before Harris joined there seemed to be an effort to stall, which they said is normal for events with high ranking officials. But what angered many donors, this source said, was that during the wait — which was about 20 minutes — donors were “admonished.” Participants of the call were told they needed to “lock in and get behind” Biden and to not pursue efforts to push out the president.

“Please help us turn down the volume on this conversation publicly,” Melissa Morales, founder and president of Somos Votantes, said on the call, according to a transcript obtained by NBC News. “It’s time to stop the leaks and the rampant rumors. Your message has been heard and received. But every day that we continue this publicly chaotic conversation, we come closer to a loss — no matter who the nominee is.”

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

how can you be this bad at politics

[-] regul@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Because they're beholden to the whims of a doddering egomaniac.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

I mean, the whole party is an adult daycare for aging nepo babies who were born without spines

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

They've already consigned themselves to a loss, and they've determined the most 'sanitary' way to handle it is by dropping it around Joe's neck

Nobody wants to step in and take the L now unless they have worse odds than Joe himself, and the Dems have long ago learned that the best time to fundraise is under a Republican government

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

you bought the ticket, now take the ride

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

Democrats continue to pretend that voting somehow works backwards and the voters and donors are the ones with a duty to the campaign

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

in America apparently it's true.. the one with the most money wins... somehow

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Sorry, Joe has COVID and is isolating. So he can't join this...remote...meeting... side-eye-1 side-eye-2

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

82 of 9 is currently recharging in their Borg rejuvenation terminal.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

Lol chickens coming home to roost for the vote blue no matter who dipshits and jackasses.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

the thing that pisses me off the most about the attempt on Trump's life is it interrupted all the beautiful Biden collapse schadenfreude we were savoring

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

If nothing else, at least the near-martyrdom of the American golden calf has sent the liberals over the edge into a true despair arc thus far. Watching them lose their shit at the fact theyre gonna eat shit when they'll possibly lose the election is schadenfreude ragu on top of the pasta that is biden's brain

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

schadenfreude ragu on top of the pasta that is biden's brain

poetry

chefs-kiss

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago
[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

I don't care how old she actually is, Kamala will be the first millennial president 😂

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