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Get a rope. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

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[-] [email protected] 147 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Am I crazy, or was that the commercial where they made and released an "extended cut" to show that they had tied the guy up with the rope just to stop people complaining about the implied lynching? Or did my adolescent brain invent that story?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No I remember that too. A guy posted the one without the guy being tied up and I swore it was cut short.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We make pretty good food. Lots of people from all over the world living it up in the city.

I'd bet you can get damn good salsa, but perhaps not as easily as just talking to some gente right there in Texas.

Never been to tx, no plans to, just saying the real mexicanos will know what's up, whether in NYC or Texas.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Never seen the commercial there referencing, I take it?

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Thank you. You're doing the work of some lord or other.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

“Lord” came from a phrase like “loaf warden” or “loaf guardian.” Because bread was the very important staple food, and someone had to be responsible for its safekeeping. Likewise, “Lady” comes from “loaf maiden,” presumably having something to do with the creation of bread from raw materials.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Haha, oh my gosh... Pace tastes like the most disguising, sugary, boring ass salsa ever. It's wild to see they ever tried to market themselves as authentic.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

When it came to the pronunciation in that commercial, the very last thing they tried to market themselves as was authentic. Kinda hurt to hear.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Pace Paconny Sauce

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

It’s always funny to me that these billionaires have to cosplay as a badass. Can’t be your actual self, gotta always pretend to be a strong man.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

And to make it worse, I'm like 85% sure that this is an AI generated image, so it's him asking AI to show him what he looks like in cosplay.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It is AI. This is actually Elon musk in a cowboy hat:

[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

Can I just say that as someone who enjoys dressing in the fancier western getups (think Tombstone) this more cosplay-rugged look screams insecurity when worn by people trying to look... Like they do manual labor?

Like he's a billionaire. Where's the tailored frock jacket, vest, and bolo tie, with a $3k hat. At least that way he wouldn't be a poser

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or the regular, modern version: boots, jeans, belt, flannel, aaaaand $3k hat. In the summer, you swap your wool hat for straw, but don't you DARE wear short pants or a t-shirt.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Right? You can make that look cool, especially with his level of money

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You can't stop me, grandpa.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Bezos did it first:

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

The delusions of the rich lmao.

Imagine being one of the literal wealthiest people on the planet and still having to play dress up so you can feel like a bad ass lmao. Hope he gets the help he needs, and I mean that sincerely.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Not just dress up, that’s heavily edited, too.

If he goes to such lengths to make an image of what he wants to be, he must really hate what he is as much as we do.

I would pity him if he wasn’t so dangerous.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There was, however, a horse mentioned that one time...

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I'm totally heterosexual by the way. In case anybody would question my sexuality. But nobody would because I'm so obviously heterosexual. I mean, I drive a humongous truck, and I wear cowboy attire and I absolutely love Brokeback Mountain, the cowboy documentary, and I eat meat, and I am heterosexual, so yeah.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Let's say it wouldn't exactly shock me if Elon posted AI photos of himself looking tough.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

i am positive that it is, and if not it is super airbrushed. it has that uncanny valley look. it looks about 98% human. Elon at his best looks no more than 70% human.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

No. Get a rope.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Tax(his)Ass

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, his truck will fit right in at the road house

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

It’ll keep the raccoons out of the actual trash.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm getting a lot of Westworld players vibes from the photos in this thread.

Not the "good" players vibes, more the "I'm here to pose a badass, get drunk at the saloon, fuck a prostitute and then shoot her" vibes...

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It’s hot AF is Texas. What’s with all the layers he’s wearing.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

Just cover it in the same talk as cosplay, or cultural appropriation if you're feeling cheeky.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i think they were talking about the pace commercial reference from the "new York City" and "get a rope" lines.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

"Taxes"

~Everyone else

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

A rich poser.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

All hat, no cattle.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

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