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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Grow your own blueberry bushes and then you can have more blueberries for 3 weeks during the height of summer than you could possibly use for the next 2 years but it's too fucking hot to pick them and the birds eat them all so quickly that you end up having to buy those sweet blue balls from the grocery store for the other 49 weeks of the year regardless.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Plus, it’s hard to grow a blueberry bush in an apartment window box.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a blueberry expert, so I don't know the specifics, but there are compact varieties that are designed for growing in pots. Those would probably do well enough in a window box if you had the right light exposure and climate. Regardless, if you have the right light and climate for blueberries, there are almost certainly plenty of other fruits, herbs, and veggies that would be more productive, easier to care for, and have a higher return on investment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Blueberries like lots of light, well draining and slightly acidic soil. They are full sun plants. They work great in pine heavy areas, as pine needles add acid to soil. They are generally very robust and easy to grow, requiring only pruning of dead branches about once a year. Most varieties will grow between 4-6 tall, and about the same width. Some go even taller/wider, and make great privacy hedges.

There are "dwarf" varieties, but you are still going to be more like 3-4ft in each direction. They are 100% a bush, so you need space for that. Not very apartment friendly.

Overall they are maybe the easiest fruit plant to grow if you live in the right climate, have light and the space for them. Highly recommended.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe they are talking about the bilberry (also known as "European blueberry" or in Swedish "Blåbär" literally meaning "Blueberry") they are much more compact and the bushes are very tiny and the berries are also much much tastier than American cultivated blueberries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Learn to forage. Today alone, I pulled 2 lbs of fresh berries, and I live in suburban Tennessee.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Today I got slammed into the rocks off the coast of Hawaii and couldn't even spear a fish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Can't the god of blood kill some fish? I don't believe it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It makes sense because fish don't have blood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I grew my own blueberry bush. It took three years to set fruit, that year my pug discovered he could eat all the blueberries off the bush before they were ripe, which delighted him, and then it tumped over and died. A ground cherry is a much hardier fruit but still not pug resistant.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

and then it tumped over and died

bush or dog?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Bush. Dog is still kicking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Thank you! He's very hilarious even though he's very old and vision impaired now, but he still is very feisty.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As with most doomer posts, 2/3 of that is just a problem of being addicted to social media - not necessarily a problem with the era itself.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (20 children)

It's weird that people didn't get addicted to social media in other eras, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

We've been addicted to social media since antiquity. It's literally gossip in a different form reduced to what's essentially gossip through a crack pipe.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-xlarge/197o1okyuiv27jpg.jpg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Social media is just gossip refined and people have always liked gossip. But social media is to gossip what heroin is to poppy seeds.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

exactly 1/3 of this post is about social media

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm falling to see how AI being used for stupid shit or rent prices skyrocketing is a byproduct of social media addiction.

Also, there's something to be said about the fact that we/our governments are allowing social medias to be heavily engineered to be this addictive in the first place

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

The worst thing is when I look at my life and realise this is the best situation I’ve ever been.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I aspire to someday buy a banana. How much could they cost?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Pfft screw that. I've got avocado toast to buy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've never been on the internet, much less a smartphone, and I'm still depressed as shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, never saw this fart on the internet.

Also who keeps depressing shit? Is it like an agricultural technique to add nitrogen compounds to the soil?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

shiny rectangles are monsters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They are the best and worst thing to happen to society.

sent from shiny rectangle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

To ease the suffering I switch between the use of several different shiny rectangles of various sized and technology. All of them are monsters, but each is different.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Don't give them any ideas. Blueberries and sometimes strawberries are the only thing that's cheap anymore. Blueberries are cheaper than cereal by a factor of up to 10 (3 cents an ounce frozen or 6 cents an ounce fresh vs 20-30 cents an ounce for cereal). Sure, they're mostly water and cereal is mostly calories, but the cost of both is dominated by transportation and the blueberries cost more to grow, harvest and handle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Frozen blueberries are awesome. Fresh are nice and I am spoiled being in Washington State but I enjoy frozen blueberries so much. You can eat it for a snack! Dogs love them as treats!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This meme is so basic, it's probably made by a bot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Blueberries are expensive. Look at Mr. Moneybags over here!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People don’t want to know this, but they voted for this. And they’ll keep voting for it with every decision they make that affirms the status quo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who or what did you vote that is supposed to make all the problems go away?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Self-ownership. Stop blaming other people for your problems and figure out a solution instead of constantly commiserating with everyone else.

Most people will never tell you this, but they enjoy their own suffering. It gives them comfort. It gives them security, because it's predictable. It allows them to avoid taking any risks, and it allows them to get angry at anyone who is threatening to take that away from them. Suffering is like a drug, and most people are hopelessly addicted to it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What an absolute dogshit take. You're saying people would choose to continue struggling if given the option to be improved at zero to little personal cost? Why the hell do you think lottery tickets are popular? Because the people have internalized how unlikely they are to actually win life-changing amounts of money and are getting off on it?

People don't enjoy suffering; that's so absurd I refuse to engage with it. People like routine. It's a wading motion: easier than swimming but takes you nowhere. But if a current pulls them into bad waters, then the comfortable wading keeps them in bad waters.

The currents have swept us to shark-infested waters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks, you just gave a perfect counterexample to what I'm talking about.

First of all, I never said anything about it involving little to zero personal cost. Playing the lottery is the exact opposite because it's 0.1% work and 99.9% hope. Personal responsibility is more like 90% work and 10% hope.

Yes, I was being somewhat facetious about people enjoying their suffering, what I really meant is that they enjoy it more than the effort required for making a change. Your second example is a great illustration of that, because rather than looking ahead and watching out for signs of sharks (like a tailfin sticking out of the water), they'll just keep going in their comfortable routine instead of changing course.

Very often, looking ahead to check if you're still on track to where you were originally going is all that's required — if you notice the sharks (or the currents) before getting swept up in them, it's still quite easy to change course. But people will rather commiserate over how difficult it is to wade through those currents instead of stopping for a moment to reassess their plans, and then complain some more when the sharks show up.

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