Baskins was robbin' his grandpa.

Even just the name "Baskins" is fucking hilarious.

It's all about whimsy, jackass. EMBRACE THE WHIMSY.

Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.

You are allowed to left-on-red in a one-way to one-way intersection, but there definitely are people who pull that shit in any intersection, yeah.

I've seen way too many idiots ignore red lights since COVID to "move as soon as possible" anymore. I'm not risking getting Tboned to appease some impatient twat behind me.

Dude, if you honk when the light changes in Philly, you're 3 seconds late.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1349RcPjes

Spray, air dry, heated seat. It's only 3 buttons to figure out.

But doesn't the switch have active cooling? Or is that only when docked?

The reports in the article both complain about no fan, and fan noise...

With a 2 hour battery life, it had fuckin' better.