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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Learn to forage. Today alone, I pulled 2 lbs of fresh berries, and I live in suburban Tennessee.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Today I got slammed into the rocks off the coast of Hawaii and couldn't even spear a fish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Can't the god of blood kill some fish? I don't believe it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It makes sense because fish don't have blood.