Agreed, I definitely need to know where the author went to school and how this recipe reminds them of their childhood before attempting to make this.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that’s the joke

Slow your roll, Satan

Throws phone out the window

BRB, gonna write some shit about Holland and Denmark.

the packaging really hides how obnoxious these things are

No kidding. Have you ever bought a product that was upfront about its shortcomings right on the box?

We already have delivery robots under capitalism, I'm afraid you'll have to make a better case than that.

No one said it was gonna be easy.

Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn't think so.

What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?

Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.