[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 5 hours ago

Name any state in history that has ever not failed at some point. There's your answer.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Well, have you considered that perhaps these issues are simply a feature of government in general, regardless of ideology?

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

By arguing that if we're going to have all of these problems, we might as well have socialism, all you're really saying is "I want the same thing, but in blue".

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 14 points 15 hours ago

Dear diary: today, Florida Man did something wholesome.

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I would feel sorry for the boomers if they hadn't been such awful people that they deserve to die of explosive diarrhea

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 16 hours ago

Which holy book(s) would you recommend instead?

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I hope this is corny enough for y’all

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Damn, you’re gonna need a big jacket to sneak all of that out.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 161 points 2 years ago

This project exists because:

  • I was bored.
  • I love ISSMimic.
  • Pee jokes are timeless.
  • Space is cool.
  • Imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, lurcking on this site, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all.
  • You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz

One of us, one of us.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 157 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Europeans be like: "I'm just gonna take a half tablet, don't want to get dependent on this stuff"

Meanwhile, Americans:

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 134 points 2 years ago

I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 111 points 2 years ago

There, I fixed it.

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