And if he actually starts choking or coughing from the smoke, he’ll probably end up dropping his laptop or his drink into the pool.

Might

Dude ate so much pussy that it left him permanently disfigured

I think everyone missed the actual greentext part and focused instead on the snarky comment, but there are, in fact, multiple cities in the world (including the US) where a significant number of people live on houseboats. Many large cities with a significant amount of waterways offer this option, such as Amsterdam, Hamburg, or Seattle. It’s sadly usually not cheap and comes with a number of drawbacks, but it IS possible and people do live there full-time.

Damn, you’re gonna need a big jacket to sneak all of that out.

This project exists because:

• I was bored.
• I love ISSMimic.
• Pee jokes are timeless.
• Space is cool.
• Imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, lurcking on this site, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all.
• You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz

One of us, one of us.

Europeans be like: "I'm just gonna take a half tablet, don't want to get dependent on this stuff"

Meanwhile, Americans:

I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.

There, I fixed it.

I have a feeling about how this will end