No, it's a Costco hot dog.

Where burgers?

I mean, if you have a remote job and earn a American salary, you could probably do quite a bit to crush poverty if you move there.

Hope you like crushing poverty. Moldova is literally the poorest country in Europe.

FRANZOSEN 😡

EDIT: if my HS French serves me right, the translation goes approximately like this (no Google, I swear):

1. Panel: "I can't see the eclipse!"
2. Panel: "Where is that tiny dark disk?"
3. Panel: "Hang on, I'm going to sit on your face."
4. Panel: "Ah yes, it's much clearer now."

Ja pierdole!

Not sure if you noticed, but this isn't the only grammatical issue here.

Straight to grippy sock jail.

Yes, officer. This guy right here.

That’s not a real thing!

But like... why?