It was already like this when I found it.

American?

Pretty sure more Europeans over the age of 30 will probably recognize him.

This is what you had to do back in the day if you were too poor to afford a CD-ROM drive for your PC.

It is.

Go find out for yourself: https://electricsheep.org/

He drove to fast, she did as well

Now they’re both rotting in a cell

What are the eyes made of?

No, it's a Costco hot dog.

Where burgers?

I mean, if you have a remote job and earn a American salary, you could probably do quite a bit to crush poverty if you move there.