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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of 'Sheikh'.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll never be a bureaucrat. I'm too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

(Do not say "Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?", Erika. You've heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)

"Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?"

(God... dammit!!)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

All I’m gonna say is the guy looks pretty young. Y’all should probably thirst carefully.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The pictures show medical examinations for Red Army conscripts. The first picture is dated to 1930 and the second picture is dated to 1938. At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago (11 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Memetic gold

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (4 children)

At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

The general consensus here is you're still technically a minor till 35.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

Your brain isn’t even developed until you’re whatever age I currently am

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me I'm a child laborer‽

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well no, it only applies to sex. Really nobody should fuck till they're 40.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Really nobody should fuck

volcel-judge

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Awwh, but I really wanna!! No fair!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Power dynamics

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We literally dunk on chuds who say “ahh but you see they were barely of legal age, so it’s completely fine”

Also conscription was 18 from what I’ve read.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

You are a revisionist. You are trying to determine whether the age is appropriate for thirsting when, in fact, all thirsting is a violation of the volcel pledge

gulag

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fact that eighteen is not a "magic number" that sanctifies all attraction to a person, should be a fact so obvious that it should not need to be said. And so I did not say it. Don't you think people can just read the number "19" and figure out for themselves what is and isn't appropriate? Some of us happen to be in our late teens and early 20s ourselves.

Conscription age in the USSR varied between 19, to 17, to 18 at different points. It was set to 18 during the war. Is what I read on Wikipedia.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just thought the photos were funny out of context, but as is customary in a HB thread there's one person who decides it's time to be bizarrely aggro and get themselves banned

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

It took me a moment to realize that HB stood for "Hexbear" and not "Hasbro" lol

But yeah that does seem to be a bit of a trend. Perhaps our life situations tend to put many of us in a bit of a qu'est-ce que c'est mood, so to speak, that has a tendency to boil over at inopportune moments...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

pingu-horny All I see in those photos is a nice meal soviet-playful

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

me irl

idk what i'm looking at lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah I'm FBI. FemBoy Inspector.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My guy on the left of the last supper shot ain't shy about what he's looking at. 🥵🤣

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Check out the nurses side-eye lol

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

What the hell is this 😭

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

what the actual fuck....why am i pining over some caked out Red Army conscript....he is likely nothing but bones and dirt stop it abc, stop it, stop it!!! You do this with every presumably straight male you happen to notice oooaaaaaaauhhh have-to-kill-this-guy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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