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During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.
First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of 'Sheikh'.
I'll never be a bureaucrat. I'm too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo
You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats
(Do not say "Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?", Erika. You've heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)
"Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?"
(God... dammit!!)
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All I’m gonna say is the guy looks pretty young. Y’all should probably thirst carefully.
The pictures show medical examinations for Red Army conscripts. The first picture is dated to 1930 and the second picture is dated to 1938. At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.
Memetic gold
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At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.
The general consensus here is you're still technically a minor till 35.
Your brain isn’t even developed until you’re whatever age I currently am
You're telling me I'm a child laborer‽
Well no, it only applies to sex. Really nobody should fuck till they're 40.
Really nobody should fuck
Awwh, but I really wanna!! No fair!!
You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student
Power dynamics
We literally dunk on chuds who say “ahh but you see they were barely of legal age, so it’s completely fine”
Also conscription was 18 from what I’ve read.
You are a revisionist. You are trying to determine whether the age is appropriate for thirsting when, in fact, all thirsting is a violation of the volcel pledge
The fact that eighteen is not a "magic number" that sanctifies all attraction to a person, should be a fact so obvious that it should not need to be said. And so I did not say it. Don't you think people can just read the number "19" and figure out for themselves what is and isn't appropriate? Some of us happen to be in our late teens and early 20s ourselves.
Conscription age in the USSR varied between 19, to 17, to 18 at different points. It was set to 18 during the war. Is what I read on Wikipedia.
I just thought the photos were funny out of context, but as is customary in a HB thread there's one person who decides it's time to be bizarrely aggro and get themselves banned
It took me a moment to realize that HB stood for "Hexbear" and not "Hasbro" lol
But yeah that does seem to be a bit of a trend. Perhaps our life situations tend to put many of us in a bit of a qu'est-ce que c'est mood, so to speak, that has a tendency to boil over at inopportune moments...
I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol
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All I see in those photos is a nice meal 
Facts
Hell yeah I'm FBI. FemBoy Inspector.
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what
me irl
idk what i'm looking at lol
My guy on the left of the last supper shot ain't shy about what he's looking at. 🥵🤣
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What the hell is this 😭
what the actual fuck....why am i pining over some caked out Red Army conscript....he is likely nothing but bones and dirt stop it abc, stop it, stop it!!! You do this with every presumably straight male you happen to notice 
Grandpa...?
Is he still a twink? Inquiring minds want to know
Well the most I can say is that the twink genes clearly continued on
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