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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

(Do not say "Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?", Erika. You've heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)

"Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?"

(God... dammit!!)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

iirc, the question that ignited a war was "are outdoor cats vegan?" -- meaning "can vegans own outdoor cats?" it devolved quickly into "should outdoor cats be killed?" with radical environmentalists on one side and felinitarians on the other, while the rest of us antelope-popcorn