tailism is when you have a tail and you wag it

I might not be one of the smarterest people, but I’m probably one of the smarterest puppies in the world.

I'm slowly preparing myself for the Great Wardrobe Changeover. I've finally hit the point that my "man" pants I wear for work are just uncomfortable compared to my scrub bottoms or leggings, and it's not worth it.

I've already warned a couple people at work if someone gets found in the cardboard compactor, it wasn't me, but they shoulda watched their fucking mouth after the warnings they've had.

The way some Egg Prime Directivists talk about the "dangers" of pushing your friend so hard they go full gender repression makes it sound like all of their trans friends were Tara from I Saw the TV Glow. Girl, just mention the possibility and have them talk about their feelings wtf.

a trans woman invited me to help try on clothes but im too fucking nervous to take her up on it

This place is better for my /tttt/ brainrot than twitter.

it keeps happening? like every two weeks or so at work i malefail for one customer and they'll either call me ma'am or just get really unsure about my gender. 98% of people still refer to me as male but uhm... okay? i think that most cis men don't get "misgendered" at that rate so i'm not even conciously trying and i'm still ahead of the curve???

Me yesterday: omg I'm so happy I did this! I'm gonna be so hot!

Me today: I have made a grave error, and it has been engraved upon my soul

oh my god what was i ever doing with my life not being on estrogen this is the best i've ever felt

Not doing so good...

Had the joys of being stuck in a room of transphobes the other day. Impressive how desirable they seem to assume they are to trans people....

Filling out some chronic pain questionaire for a clinic or whatever and it asks you to list all of your medications. I don't wanna deprive these people of any potential details that could help so I was very detailed about it, they're gonna have to look up what "cyproterone acetate" is. When it came to the HRT stuff, there's a required effects/side effects entry, and I literally wrote

"Androgen suppression is pretty rad"

and

"Estrogen rocks"

respectively. The nurse is gonna be like 'oh, you trans your gender!' it's gonna slap.

My workplace has become diverse almost overnight by hiring a trans man and two enbies. I work as an auto mechanic and the guys here aren’t exactly queer-friendly, but the new mechanics seemed to have gained their respect by doing the job well.

I even heard one of the older guys begin to refer to one of the enbies as “she” before correcting himself and muttering their name instead. They don’t like using “latine” and instead just like to be referred to by their name whenever possible.

Anyone else trans but also redneck coded? A friend offered to get me an AR-15 and a carton of cigs next time I go visit

I want to have my makeup done for my passport photo, but I don't want to have to look at myself.

idk what to do.

It looks like the news mega has teamed up with to beat us at the posting game.

I don’t know what I am gonna do if my blood test results come back and my E levels are still mediocre

Blankets are so extremely comfy, and this one is bigger then I remembered it being. I thought it was just a tiny little thing but its huge.

This is related to being trans because I'm a girl and girls like being comfy

might fuck around and wear make up today

the journey of too nervous to wear make up out, always wearing it out, too lazy to wear it out, to finally settling on sometimes wearing it out

big shout-out to my tits, love what they're doing

Watching cis people try and talk about trans people can be amusing

there's a queer person who I see walking their dog, they seem happy and I've never seen anyone give them a hard time

there's a trans woman who works at the local liquor store, she seems nice and I've never seen anyone be rude to her

Legs covered in mosquito bites, so I have wait to do IPL this week. Transphobe ass mosquitos

Feeling kinda over sex, I think I'm good now. I had as much as I ever needed, reached the lifetime limit, some lows mostly highs but I'm ready to hang up my hat and retire from sex

awww i have to misgender and deadname myself at work because i'm not out yet :(((((

I am a professional character actress, and this is my nom du travail. my true identity is completely hidden because of what a talented actress i am

i love women's fashion but i also really like the idea of passing well enough to look like a woman while wearing a three piece suit so I can look like Kazuma Kiryu but a girl and kick twice as much ass

why isn't it the trains megathread.

where can i post about how much i hate thatcher specifically because of what she did to the apt?

trying to figure out masculinity when transfem is quite hard tbh

i just want to look masc but also get she/her-ed consistently

I wonder what my life would have been like if I actually worked up the courage to come out to that one girl I was friends with in high school?
She already knew I was kind of a gay little f@g, why didn’t I just bite the bullet?

I never know what to post in the trans mega

Almost had a panic attack when I woke up because my gf didn’t respond to my goodnight dm or text she got back from work