I just peck at the little seeds on top mostly

Heel to the ground, patriot found; heel to the sky, Russian spy.

Thumb and pinky finger on the heel, my other fingers on the crown

Complete and total control of the bun

What kind of sick fuck is flipping a burger 180° before biting into it?

Nobody uses those terms, it’s just top bun bottom bun.

is that image just fucking weird or did I have a stroke

Crown goes on top, also, veggies go on TOP of patty. stop making your burgers upside down

Set down that crown on the ground

I have never seen anybody eat them heel up. However I will say, last time I ate borglar, if the lettuce ends up under the patty I will eat the bastard with the heel up. Lettuce on top >>>>>>>>> bun orientation

TRANSLATION: DO YOU EAT WITH HEEL UP OR CROWN DOWN?

No

I eat da burbur

Why the fuck would I hold a hamburger upside down.

I have never seen anyone flip a burger upside down unless something fucks happened like the main concentration of sauce being put on the bottom bun by a shitty burger assembler (suave goes onto sl it drops down onto the rest) also the burger graphic is poorly made, you don’t put all that stuff on the same burger. Two sauce max, and it’s lacking peppers which indicates a childlike taste.

Btw check the bold y’all, the main purpose of this post is to trick y’all into posting on main without using main

Anyone holding their burger upside down is a supervillain at best. Do not trust.

Wait fuck wait can I give my answer again? I started eating my burgers with the crown up but decided to eat them upside dow. I guess you could call it a

I don’t think I’ve ever flipped a burger to eat it in my life but I definitely will now

100 Gm

Grams Millies???

with a fork and knife

If it's a thin, fast-food style burger, I usually eat it crown down.

If it's a thicker restaurant or home-make burger, I usually eat it heel up.

I have no idea why I do it this way, but this is my main pattern.

I have read the comments and have eaten with other people, so I know I'm a weirdo, but I think the crown has more structure, so it makes a better foundation. I use it for the bottom. I will often put the pickles down there too, because the pickles and onions and tomatoes all push each other around (and off the sandwich) if they're in the same area.

I didn't expect to be the only person in these comments who does this 😔

Usually crown up but then for whatever reason I end up taking bigger bites out of the heel bread relative to the crown bread and it becomes top heavy, so I have to flip it and eat the rest heel up/crown down

My best friend as a teen ate burgers by eating the meat and cheese with his bare hands, then eating the bun with ketchup(no other toppings because he and his whole family didn't eat any vegetables). He ate pizza the same way.

Aren't those things supposed to have ketchup? (I don't know how anyone is supposed to spell that word without looking it up.)

If the sandwich is very saucy I'll go opposite way because the soggy bun will be on top.

borger is like mulch

you want to donut it a little bit

when i was a kid (and hey, I'd probably still eat one today if I was like...at a cookout and desperately wanted to out myself as a weirdo) I used to take buns and squirt a little bbq sauce or ketchup in one and eat that as a burger. hotdog buns too (thats usually ketchup only but I can see the bbq sauce vision)