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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

yeah idk who the fuck uses the "no smiths no house no merchants" route

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine trying to get to the cloud district very often.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

The red line path is only good for a handful of things:

  1. Gets you to the Temple of Kynareth marginally faster if you're handing in a quest (e.g., the delivery for Idgrod the Younger in Morthal, or the one where you murder a hagraven outside of Helgen for her magic knife)
  2. If you are befriending Lars Battle-Born so you can ransack his house to find proof that the Thalmor are holding that one Grey-Mane dude captive
  3. If you need to go play Elder Scrolls: Mortician's Assistant up in the Hall of the Dead
  4. If you have ADHD and get distracted by the shops and you need to hang on to every last septim until you've bought that motherfucking homestead and oh god there's dragon's tongue and soooo much tundra cotton over there but oh fuck my carry weight is at 299/300 because I refuse to level up and dump points in stamina just yet because my gear sucks and I can't afford upgrades yet and no no no I will not pick the flowers right now I need safe storage somewhere first so I'd better run past the bougie fuck with the cow in the middle of the damn city; why is there a cow here? THEY DIDN'T THINK OF THE SMELL dennis

That's really about all I can come up with.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I haven't played this game in like 9 years but I still know the implications of each path

for the record I went with the green line

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

fucking what

people do that?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Fuckin wannabe bourge strivers like Nazeem

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Was about to post "Imagine having a coherent enough brain to take the same path every time"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I, uh... always took the red line horror

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you do.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

We found one!!!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I just want my fantasy towns to actually be the size that they should be. I don't care if that involves a lot of places existing for no real reason, I want them to exist whether it's for roleplay purposes or other things.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, thats one of the cool things about Skyrim (and other Elder Scrolls games to my knowledge). All the NPCs have houses. Yeah,. its still too small for a "city" population wise. But at least everyone lives somewhere and has a bed.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where are the toilets though. kitty-cri-screm

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

even basic healing spells reset your gastrointestinal systems so nobody needs to poop if they don't wanna

^actual, possible kirkbride fan canon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That actually sounds really useful if you're riding a horse long distance or something in armour. Must be a pain having to dismount and then get all the armour off to do your business, that's also exactly when the vampires would attack.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

What do you think the buckets are for?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do you want the entire day's worth of walking past farms on the way in?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I mean, yeah kinda?

You could bring back world map travel though. Instead of "fast travel" make the player icon on the world map actually move, and then zoom in for events that might be triggered. Like the old overworld maps we saw in things like Fallout 2.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Takes notes

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Novigrad in Witcher 3 was big. Bethesda could do it if they upped procedural generation for building interiors because they insist on letting you go into every building.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

because they insist on letting you go into every building

It kinda sucks when you can’t. It makes the city just feel empty.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your house is along the green path and I've been overencumbered walking for 15 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Every once in awhile I have a brain spasm and I'll go up the red line instead of the green one. It's insane how a place I feel like I know better than the contour of my own fucking hands instantly becomes alien the second you step outside your mental map area.

I wrote a paper a few years ago about this in my undergrad, the basic concept was some weird urban studies/psych shit about how the 'shape of the world' people create in their minds eye reinforces or influences the social behaviours you're likely to exhibit. That paper was profoundly poorly written and super anecdotal but this post makes me want to re-write it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wait. what is even on that side of whiterun? i can't say i've ever been there.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

A whole bunch of houses to burgle lol. Steal a bunch of rings and necklaces in that stretch

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

oh right all those boring noble houses that are feuding.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

it's very simple. milkdrinking mages and thieves go Red. honorable, respectable Companions and Adventurers go Green.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I've played skyrim for hundreds of hours and only this year did i even figure out red line was an option

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always take the red line because it goes by all the shops. Where does the green line take you? Past some houses full of nerds you don't care about? boring. I'm going shopping

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You got them backwards. Green has the shops.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

oh shit you right. got the map completely backwards

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Fym it's faster of course I take the red line.

Greenine is faster coming down tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm neither. I'm a "punch a guard as soon as I get to the walls outside of whiterun and get thrown in the jail to avoid having to walk all the way there" liner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But then they take all your sweet stolen loot.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Gotta be able to buy and sell all my stuff

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