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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I mean, thats one of the cool things about Skyrim (and other Elder Scrolls games to my knowledge). All the NPCs have houses. Yeah,. its still too small for a "city" population wise. But at least everyone lives somewhere and has a bed.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Where are the toilets though. kitty-cri-screm

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

even basic healing spells reset your gastrointestinal systems so nobody needs to poop if they don't wanna

^actual, possible kirkbride fan canon

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That actually sounds really useful if you're riding a horse long distance or something in armour. Must be a pain having to dismount and then get all the armour off to do your business, that's also exactly when the vampires would attack.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

What do you think the buckets are for?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I want a mod for this. Where is the task schedule where the NPCs collect their buckets and toss them out the window? Where are the piles in the streets? When I cast an explosive/concussive spell in the city I want to see shit flying everywhere.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The mod should also add plumbing systems to the dwemer ruins lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Legitimately good idea

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Look for it under the "all NPCs taking a twice daily shit" mod (with the "only women shit optional file") that almost certainly exists on nexus mods

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not that I think it's normal for a person to shit twice per day.

It's that there is absolutely no chance that the author of such a mod would settle for 24 hours between shits. None at all.

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