Context: https://hexbear.net/post/2574782
Toyboys have always been a thing. There will always be younger men that like older women.
They're literally just renaming something that has always existed.
I guess that, outside of some novels or rare newspaper events, the MILF enjoyers had trouble networking without the internet, and you really couldn't eye of sauron straight into millions of peoples inane chatter about their MILF hobbies before, so I guess the only new thing would be the ability to measure and document MILFanormal activity and MILF accessories.
whoever made this defo made "hagmaxxing" up, i searched it on tiktok and literally no one is using that phrase
also this isn't a real article i think a random twitter user probably made this lmao. i see posts from people my age liking milfs and mommy milkers now and then but there's no trend for it
I think these generation specific articles are just meant to get boomers to keep punching down on younger generations.
I'm an elder millennial but since I'm pretty terminally online and have some zoomer friends I pick up on slang well enough, I'd like to think. But if you ever read one of those "zoomer/alpha slang words" articles it's like no one is even using half the the ones they list.
It’s tradition. They were writing garbage internet slang articles in the 90’s, using acronyms that no one ever used.
The everlasting legacy of grunge speak
incredible ageism/misogyny on display in that headline, christ
Hagmaxxing, cause older women are crones, yeah?
Suddenly feeling very self-conscious of the white streaks in my hair and the fact that I still have my pentacle from my edgy teenage neo-Pagan phase.
in my early thirties and i have a streak of grey right in the smack dab middle where my hair parts. its honestly pretty cool looking
Yeah I have white streaks at my temples and it looks pretty nice I think.
They're acting like MILFs and cougars are something new
Hagmaxxer
Thinking about a community offering each other advice on the best built cauldrons and ways to get a natural hunched back.
genuinely - thank you for this
The headline kinda hurt my feelings - 37 is a hag?!? - but now it's hilarious. Your definition is what I will think of when I see the word now. ❤️ thank you.
Thanks for your kind words comrade. Remember that the people who think 37 year olds are old are probably literally children themselves.
Yeah I was surprised this upset some folks. I am 39 and thought it was funny as fuck given the context of the bad post it was in reference to.
Watching this anime called kaiju #8, they keep calling the MC an old man and emphasizing how out of shape he is, how he looks fit but only if he sucks in his gut, etc etc
he's 32
im 32 
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Where to find footwear that will fit your house.
a middle aged woman
"Is this a hag?"
Oh, wow, gross. What kind of man would be attracted to women older than 18? 
Raise the age of consent to 30 for hets
HATE THIS SHIIIT SHUT UP SHUT UP
Gen Z are ruining MILFs.
Hottest woman I've ever gone for was 9 years my senior.
This sentence is one comma away from sounding really weird
im so brainwormed that i thought this was a new form of transmaxxing
your genitals will change to your preference in three days 
if you consume the heart of a woman and the eye of a newborn you will transition to female faster 
im so sad we never added the sicko witch
i've just been sucking the E straight from the veins tbh :sicko-trans-vampire:
we need more sickos 
We actually had a whole Matryoshka campaign about a hormone vampire.
Are you spying on me?!?! 
This is a good replacement.
im so sad we never added the sicko witch
I'm fond of this one
why the fuck did they use a silhouette of Link 
That's the guy from treasure planet
And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
Wanna hold on and feel I belong
And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things; cop a feel
could we get a cw for sexism? jesus christ
OK done but where was this energy for the original badpost that spawned this? Like at least have some consistency ffs.
37? Amateurs.
Internet try to be normal about women over 30 challenge
Difficulty: Dante Must Die Mode
So what if I do?
@[email protected] I showed my friend your post and he sent me this incredibly specifically relevant meme
and here I was thinking that I was merely a handful of years away from a dating desert, but young guys are gonna court me more if I don't press B during haggification?
goddamn prude mods removed this and I had to restore it by abusing my mod powers and becoming a redfash tankie.
Seriously though this whole sequence of events is very funny and there are plenty hot women of older ages.
yo Nikolai is that you ? 
Yup
Holy shit it's me
hag
37
I wonder how often a variation on “you don’t look 37” comes up. Like, no, they do. That’s what 37 looks like. Or at least one version of it. She is 37.
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