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Do you think you could fight Cookie Monster?
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I would want to make friends with him 
And if he couldn't be reasoned with?
exhales weed smoke bro, fucking, fucking cookie monster could fuck you up, especially when he's sober and not on the cookie dough.
Hell no. Do you see how broad he is?
We'll know if Hollywood was in this thread. There will be a Terminator spinoff...
Why would I want to? Most muppets are friends, not foes.
What if you both survived a plane crash and you only had a cookie? You don't get to choose to not fight him in that scenario. You can fight him over the cookie or over the corpses.
I would simply take him off my hand.
Yes, I would just bake a whole ton of cookies, then he'd be my best friend or something. Easiest way to win a fight, turn your enemies into your allies.
Just feed him a cyanide cookie
Do I get prep time? And if so, does Cookie Monster get prep time too?
You don't always get prep time in a combat situation. That's why I go for the neck. Paralyse the enemy and then prepare.
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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