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Do you think you could fight Cookie Monster? (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do I get prep time? And if so, does Cookie Monster get prep time too?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You don't always get prep time in a combat situation. That's why I go for the neck. Paralyse the enemy and then prepare.