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Do you think you could fight Cookie Monster? (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He's almost as tall as Big Bird and probably way heavier. Even a panda will fuck you up and that's the least generous animal comparison. He isn't smart though so I think I could win. Distract with cookie and go for the neck.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why would I want to? Most muppets are friends, not foes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if you both survived a plane crash and you only had a cookie? You don't get to choose to not fight him in that scenario. You can fight him over the cookie or over the corpses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I would simply take him off my hand.