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[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

The FBI outsourcing investigation to Twitter users.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Imagine the secret police of the most powerful empire in the world getting outwitted by some 12 year olds lmao

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And it isn't anime

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Top Minds.

Also, I gotta say those pictures look AI generated.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

White hoodie rascal keeps the same design on it

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

It could be fun to feed them bad info and make them waste time chasing red herrings.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

ID the kids as the children of some cops, see if the investigation gets dropped.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Good idea tbh

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, we're all too busy posting here to be investigating

fedposting

[-] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago

Imagine snitching on someone for fucking up a wells fargo.

Idk what kind of person looks at a monolithic human life destroyer like wf and thinks. "It is bad to steal shit from these villains".

Remember back in 07 when they just flat out stole like, what, several million homes from people? Just stole them? Thanks obummer.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly, they should be encouraging this. It's way more productive than joyriding stolen Kias. The politicians certainly aren't going to do the wealth redistribution.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

True, but the take from bank robberies is at a historical low bc they keep so little cash on hand. Like you're going to struggle to even get enough for a few months rent.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

LOL you can just do a bank robbery in 2024? and the fbi will publicly state "hey, we have security cam footage of your uncovered face but have NO clue how to find you, someone please help"

this is good intel

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

They're working on changing that. Using these school shootings as an excuse to introduce draconian PATRIOT ACT stuff on kids. You're a criminal for existing. Your photo, biological data, school records will follow you through adulthood. They'll red flag you for shit you did in elementary in the future. You bet the crap-it-all-ists will be on this too (employment, insurance, credit, finances)

So in "zero tolerance" schools if you hit your bully back, you'll be marked for life.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's the weird thing. The surveillance in the west is beyond anything even Orwell could dream of, yet the FBI struggles to find three teenagers? What is going on?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Maybe they're trying to integrate Americans into the community and make them feel like they're really a part of the fascist secret police. It's like those worksheets they hand out with crayons to kids at restaurants.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like, they're testing to see if people snitching on others is cheaper/more effective than spending billions on digital surveillance?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No they’re just letting people enjoy things.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Aww... you make them sound more cuter than I think .... I can only imagine these chud snitches as babies that I would affectionately call 'bubby refart'

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

While the amount of surveillance is incredible, it's still being used by incompetent fascists.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bruh, who doesn’t wear a mask when robbing a bank? Just wear an N95 and claim immune issues if nothing else when they call you on it. I applaud their actions but condemn their lack of forethought.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look they were like, middleschoolers. Someone just needs to teach them how to do it right. (Masks, uniform black clothing, or otherwise something you never wear except when doing crimes etc.)

As of yet though they obviously got away with it if the FBI is resorting to twitter to try to identify them.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

Afaik the cops "solve" a lot of crimes bc people snitch. "Nobody talks everybody walks" is such a real thing.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Agreed, kids need guidance.

There is a long tail to if your face is on camera, it could be heard but the possibility exists. I’m just worried for em, seeing as Texas often tries children as adults.

Hope they get away clean in the long run though, imagine after the statute of limitations expires and you can brag about robbing a bank as a kid.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Speaking of statute of limitations.

I once set a pedophile's car on fire lol.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

rat-salute

Thankyou for your service.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

even did the whole cool guys don't look at explosions thing, just lit a gas bomb under his gas tank and walked away. Hear the BOOM from like two blocks away.

For the feds lurking, no he wasn't inside you can put your dick away.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

and you can brag about robbing a bank as a kid

stalin-young

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They need to stand in each others shoulder wearing a Brink’s uniform. “Hello ma’am I’m here for my work job to collect the money in your vault.”

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

That's why it's being investigated as a little rascals incident instead of a crime.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Kids being kids 🤷

[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

Help us send these children to live in a juvenile prison away from anyone who cares about them or their future.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

"We, the people in charge of finding criminals, don't know where to find these people who stole from a company that everybody fucking hates. This projects power and authority and we're definitely doing a good job and people will want to help us."

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

Won't someone think of Wells Fargo

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

How much did they get away with though

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

wait didn't the original Little Rascals also attempt to rob a bank by fraud? why are we acting like that's a thing they wouldn't do?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

lil skamps!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I wish I’d had a cool, interracial friend group of bank robber boys when I was growing up 😞

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I am so proud of them

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid we were playing Pokemon and smashing empty beer bottles we found on the side of the road. Kids today are way cooler.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

It's Payday, fellas.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Vlone Thugs strike again

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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