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[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (3 children)

who need they leftist ass ate

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

"Hey, knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

CW gay sexJust had my ass ate for the first time. I feel like it was built up way too much for me. It did not live up to the hype. Like, it forced my butthole to relax, but it wasn't an ecstatic experience. I do like eating ass myself, though. And the bottoms do seem to enjoy it from me.

[–] bdonvr 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Uh nothing about this action implies it has to be gay

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm the president of gays and I hereby decree all ass eating is gay

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I feel like you’re being a little over the top about something under the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There was a CW, but I ignored it...

CW horny jokenow I'm fiercely erect 😈

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Lmao it happens!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

To each their own. CW gay sex

spoilerI was a brainless wreck during it.

But yeah, it might be like cannibalism, where it varies from person to person.

[–] bdonvr 18 points 7 months ago

I uh... I mean...

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

job biden may owe me $2000, but alex jones owes me a rimjob

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

I might be horny but I have my limits

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Getting a little Crisis Action, I see.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

Anyone who says shit like "80% of people will start eating each other after 10 days without food." is the sort of person who will start shooting their neighbours in "self-defense" if the power goes out for more than a day, just looking for an excuse to attack people.

And as for the cannibalism thing, they'll collapse in a sobbing heap as soon as they realise that cooking and eating someone actually takes effort and they can't just get it on grubhub.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Where the hell is all this cannibalism talk suddenly coming from?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Some kind of mistranslated or exaggerated story about Haitian immigrants practicing cannibalism and it's getting boosted all over right winger social media. It's their latest thing

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

it's weird how he accidentally made it into another leftist meme by adding a wall of text

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Bold words out of a guy I’m about to cannibalize

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

you guys want to bring down civilization

Civilization didn't fall when gay marriage was legalized and it won't fall when trans rights are secured. Eat my shit you fascist fuck.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So, he thinks he will be killing and eating leftists in some sort of mad max style post apocalypse. Isn't he old and super outbof shape? He strikes me as someone really really easy to beat in a fight or failing that outrun until he died of cardiac arrest. No one who is that red while sitting down could possibly survive running any distance. It's cool that he thinks The Road Warrior was ever considered a realistic look at a potential trial grim future. It's a movie made by an Australian, there is nothing realistic about it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Everybody thinks they'll be Lord Humongous sitting on a throne of skulls, nobody thinks they'll be one of the skulls. alex-oopsie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

"I for one look forward to barbarism instead of Socialism"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

misses lunch

Well, time to eat ass

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Tfw Alex Jones clarifies that he's not interested in hot dirty sex, but rather he's actually a deranged and dangerous predator.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

So will I, but I won't swallow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: