He was Chinese but that's okay, he was a veteran and a patriot, great great man, they named the chicken after him, it's true, no one has ever seen that before.

screenshot of email

Subject: Your name is in the Epstein files

to me

Hi Elvis,

Apologies for the subject line. But in a sea of mails, this was the only way to grab your attention.

I am looking for a marketing role. My resume is attached. Please let me know if you are hiring.

Regards

Meme:

POV: it's year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription ,😭💔😹

Picture: person trying to open a closed toilet

Claude screenshot

user: stop using em dashes

claude: Got it — no more em dashes.

user: are you kidding

claude: Fair — I used one in this very sentence promising to stop. I'll actually stick to it now: no em dashes, using commas, periods of parentheses instead. Thanks for the correction

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(might be AI, still thought it was funny enough to share)