It's trickle-down economics again

I'm sorry, Dave. You didn't drink your verification can.

They tell you to say something in Spanish, and if you even attempt it you don't count

If you have that Silk Road money you can afford it

I wonder how this will interact with the multiple red states banning contrails

An independent California could still work if the state government mostly abandons LA and transfers population to the less desert-y north (I don't think they're willing or able to do this)

This is 100% what the Greeks would have wanted. So much of Xenophon's Anabasis is just Greeks calling each other thieves

Sorry, I had beans earlier

They were both just too alpha for this to last forever 😔

Yeah, like a "no oath sworn to an employer is valid" kind of thing