I could be all wrong but I'm nearly 100% certain some soldiers are going to appear in Confederate uniforms.

Dumb as hell? Yes.

Huge waste of money? Also yes.

Probably a bad sign on pretty much all counts? Absolutely.

Funny as hell though. I really hope he dresses up like a general and pins a shitload of ribbons and medals to himself.

hell yeah i want to see abrams tanks collapsing bridges

Surprised this sort of thing isn’t more common in the USA already with their heavy military worship

& feature soldiers marching in period uniforms.

I wonder what kind of uniforms the civil war soldiers will be wearing?

Yes, make the roads even worse in DC and cost the tax payers millions in repairs...haha...yes!

Our fancy wet boi being getting his special day parade. We need to invent slur for this asshole.

period uniforms

Parade is instantly cancelled because of woke DEI detected.

He’s finally getting to live his dream of putting on a big broadway production, down to picking out costumes. He has to be so happy.

Bread and circuses

Remember, tens of thousands of people lost their jobs in order to cut down on "government waste".

can you imagine being in the military and having to dress up as some revolutionary officer fancy lad. I mean any costume in general besides their current official really betrays how much theatrical BS dominates the military.

it's like some sergeant bozo comes in wearing all his dress shit for like parade shit, but it has all his specific ribbons and awards, and he is proud of it because all his boys wear the same shit yadda yadda, and it's only tweaked every few years so there's some continuity to it being The Uniform.

and then somebody way higher up is like, "here's fluffy pirate shirt, white tights, pantaloons, big buckled shoes with high heel and here's a feather for your cap."

it's all heavy wool,.layers of BS, and now he's gotta march parade in fucking a DC summer. lmao, eat shit, welcome to the Disney parade, "hero".