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COMING SOON: President Trump Makes Oval Office Address To The Nation About The Iran War - Forbes Breaking News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9j2JSOLJEo
9pm ET, so I think that's in like 2 minutes
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Iran is decimated and no longer a threat, we have plenty of gas don't worry, Europe should open the straits, epic fury will be over in weeks. If Iran doesn't make a deal we will do war crimes.
Yep that's the gist of it
He committed to nothing, so we'll probably be sending in troops soon and probably destroying all their energy infrastructure when we can't capture their oil.
If he doesn't decouple the US oil market from the rest of the world, and he won't because oil tycoons would make less money, everyone is screwed.
Talked a lot but didn’t say anything
That fucking “This is an investment in our children” line did make me wish great misfortunes upon everyone in the executive branch for the rest of their lives, it feels like I’m being told that my pet rat who got torn apart by hawks in front of my own two eyes went to a nice farm in the upcountry
nothingburger speech of all time?
If I had a cent for every time the newsmega gathered to watch a nothingburger speech by a world leader I would have enough money to retire
We should have expected that tbh
lmao what a waste of time
I'm thinking we get a Wolf of Wall Street moment where everyone including him is expecting to say Epic Fury is done but then he's up there just thriving in the moment and he says you know what we're gonna keep fuckin goin
this is absolutely what's going to happen lmao I'm sure of it
edit: yep lol just gloating, Iran BTFO, USA number one confirmed
So far, so boring
Yes bro list more war lengths
ok nothing new, 2-3 weeks i guess
almost hit a Numberwang there, shoulda kept going
of course we have an emote for that lol
We have the best emotes!
The Hundred Years War . . . that was a long one. They shouldn't have called it that, should have called it the 116 Years War, it was like something no one had ever seen, and no one did see it, because everyone was dead from all of the diarrhea.
very ~low~ energy
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I stopped listening when I posted this comment. That teleprompter Trump is low energy is not news but what I noticed is that his heart wasn't in it at all. Not even stuff about "we have destroyed Iran's blah blah".
I. am. in. middle. school. and. I. am. giving. a. book. report. on. a. stupid. book. I. didn't. read. But. I. must...
lmao, he said he won the war and that he doesnt need the hormuz strait so Europe should just use it and its up to them jajaja
Completely hinged
"Death to America" - Donald J Trump
grab your strait folks, grab it and cherish it while there's time
Just a summary of his Truth Social posts. Nothing new really.
I can't stand hearing that guy's stupid voice, so hopefully you all will let me know if he says something interesting.
Seems like he's just declaring victory?
I don't know why I expected this to start on time, I guess watching the Aus PM simulcast a pre recorded message onto every television station got to me
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: