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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (11 children)

The one that I mispronounced for awhile was hyperbole. I thought it was pronounced like "hyper bowl."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

But "hyperbolic" is exactly like you expect.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Segue for me. I pronounced it seg-goo and my mom busted out laughing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Huh… don’t think I’ve ever seen segue written down. I’d be writing Segway if I had to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something you ride or a place that makes so so sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it... it makes sense now! A segway is a segue between two places!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Exactly! A segue between the inventor's life and death!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was at the store with my partner and I was like

“What’s… kwee-know-ah?”

[–] Squirrel 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm still not 100% on how that is pronounced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

My partner looks at me and says… “KEEN-WAH???” and I’m like uhhh suuuure, that one…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've heard segue being spoken in so many different ways that I have no fucking clue which is the correct. Se-geh, segway, se-goo-ee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The second one you wrote is the correct way to pronounce it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I tend to read it as Sergey without the "r".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That word's spelling is a practical joke and you can't convince me otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Challenge accepted: non-standard spellings are very common. I won't use the obvious example, rough/though/through/tough/cough/enough/Gough, I'll try to keep on theme. So give these ones a go: argue, vague, ague, merengue, brogue, chaise-longue, fatigue... are these all practical jokes or just accidents of lexicographic history?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mine was "banal".

Sounds like "canal".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Were you pronouncing it b-anal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Of course not!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Epitome and Penchant for me. Mocked mercilessly for those two.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, epitome for me too. It was the epi-tome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So apparently for the latter you can just claim to be using the american pronunciation https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/penchant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

All mispronunciations can be defended with linguistic descriptivism. It's usually a pissweak argument though!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Wait... it's not??

I gotta check now: Oh god dammit. I never made the connection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Facade. Got laughed for saying fac-aid. How am I supposed to know a c make an s sound.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

That's because it's not the correct spelling. It should be "façade" but English keyboards lack the correct glyph. This doesn't tell you how to pronounce it but it at least gives you a hint that you can't use English rules and that you should investigate it further

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hi per Bol e (e as in how it sounds in see)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, this is ridiculous. It resembles Akkadian more and more with each passing day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I came here to reed!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Sound it out they said

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I did that one

The other one I was embarrassingly called out on when I was a teen was pronouncing inevitable in eh VITE able.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sounds like you never played Space Quest IV.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's like the Super Bowl, only better.