Enhance!

Look, buddy, numbers in French are hard enough as it is.

This is a pretty strong recession indicator.

Please let us know how the ensuing bowel movements play out. They might better inform our understanding of the food.

Do people in power not realize that if workers make more money they'll also spend more money, thereby helping businesses profit?

If only they could solve the rights problem with No One Lives Forever.

"Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day."

Well, hello Mr Fancypants!

Pecker! Wait, that doesn't look like a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Corporateions, eh?

Ew gross, a vending machine that dispenses faces!?

If they didn't like it, they'd have done something about it.