The fact that old school tactics still work makes me wonder why nobody tries false noses, fake contacts, and other stuff costume designers are good at. There's an awful lot you can do to disguise yourself besides just the hat/mask/sunglasses.

You joke but I still remember Mamdani, 13, being quoted asking for Sim City 3000 in a magazine. He most certainly has tried Rollercoaster Tycoon, lol.

She... she has 66k in bank accounts? I hope they're at least in CDs or high yield savings; although I guess she gets a pension.

Regret is a funny thing since none of us are fortune tellers. When you realize that every decision you make works the same way, you get a lot more chill about life.

That's gotta be a wild 911 call. "It's happened again!"

I was chitchatting in a jury waiting room yesterday, on the day of the guilty plea, and there's a fun little "what side are they on" when talking to strangers- especially boomer strangers in California- that happens when Luigi is brought up.

I detected a "Luigi deserves jail time" from her but I could tell she was playing the same game with me so I just nodded along and changed topics. Lol

Though, if I made it to voir dire, I was so ready to preach the gospel of Luigi and go full ACAB to get let go. Can you believe they only pay 15 bucks a day for jury duty if your employer doesn't cover? Man fuck that, lol.

The stalking charge, oddly, includes someone dying. Stalking doesn't usually do 25 to life without that "resulting in death" bit.

Similar doodles forced me to see a counselor in middle school, once. Lol

Ah fuck, there goes my right to vote in Jim Crow South.

The defense should get away with the arrest being unlawful given what you said. I don't think anyone here thinks she's perfectly innocent, but if you see the video you already know she's being unlawfully assaulted by a jackass of a police officer.

Even self destructive teens have rights, after all. They're generally victims of an already unjust society.

Big dogs, little dogs. Black and white dogs. One little dog going in. Three big dogs going out. A red dog on a blue tree. A blue dog on a red tree. A green dog on a yellow tree. Some big dogs and some little dogs going around in cars. A dog out of a car.

That's about as much as I've got memorized from Go, Dog Go, but I'll add my favorite exchange between two dogs:

"Hello." "Hello." "Do you like my hat?" "I do not." "Good-by." "Good-by."

"Se7en, starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Keven Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow."

Yes, the entirety of that. And yes, it'll be served in a box.