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[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago (3 children)

unironically it is shit like this that will bring the United States of America to an end

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No bread, no circuses, just austerity for us agony-wholesome

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

mcdonalds has never had free refills here. welcome to eastern europe.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's because you're all communists therefore you don't get free soda refills!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i think kfc and burger king have free refill... just not mcdonalds

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

trump-drenched Those are real American strongholds of freedom, not wokedonalds!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what do mcdonalds burgers look like in the west? cos you know here in eastern europe everything has that blueish eastern european color, right? so the burgers look pale and colorless. but i'm assuming they look normal and you know, like food in the west.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

They're all big, yuge, and stuffed full of so much freedom and democracy that every time you take a bite, red-white-blue rays of light shoot out of your mouth as the national anthem plays in your soul while you chew.

They're so nutritional and filling that you'll get all your needed nutrients and vitamins your body's starving for, like ketchup and electrolytes, that's what plants crave!

Every time you have a REAL PATRIOTS burger you gain more muscle mass and move closer to becoming the modern Adonis you could become, for only a small micro-payment installment plan of 100 payments of 29.99 per burger.

BECOME A REAL AMERICAN TODAY!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

In Soviet Russia, soda refills you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, same in most global south countries i've been to. Burger King on the other hand actually advertises that they have free refills.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the refill died

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Tagline this please, genuinely art

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd easily bet on balkanization within 25 years. Certainly inevitable before 2075. All it will take is one Katrina level disaster with people not having access to food and water. Texas snowstorm and COVID were very early previews of what it will look like. Replace the looting for toilet paper with real militias hijacking national guard trucks carrying food.

Realisticaly maybe even under 15 years given 99% chance the current climate trend will continue to worsen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

did u see that new movie about exactly this