[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago

Black popes faith like this:

White popes faith like this:

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  • Team shooter
  • Highly stylized
  • Neo-Y2K aesthetic
  • costumes
  • Adam Jensen is doing voice work

mfw

soypoint-1 so-true soypoint-2

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Don't be a PANICAN! (hexbear.net)
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This dude is writing punchlines for political cartoons from 1838.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago

Here is what I was told today by someone who voted for Trump, almost word-for-word:

What he's trying to do is create a level playing field. Other countries charge us a large tariff and we charge nothing. He's trying to make it more even, so that we get something in return. How many US cars are driving around Japan? None. How many Japanese cars are driving around the us? That's the point, to make things more even. So we will see. All we have had for the past 20 years is social activist presidents and not one of them had a business mind.

His base doesn't care. They don't see stonks crashing news. By the time news gets to them it's all racial crime, trans athletes, and Democrat watchdog shit.

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Cory Booker, known mainly from his child acting career in "Cory in the House", has been straight joinking and gerking for 21 hours straight in protest of Donald Trump. Insiders tell us that he has spent the whole day moving between increasingly esoteric erotica. According to his staff, he is now using a rolling pin to flatten his dick into a sheet while watching pregnant male roleplay on a v1.13 minecraft server set to extreme survival mode.

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I wanted to diagram the mechanism of history, how events change one moment into another.

You have two things that oppose one another but also require one another. That's your contradiction in Moment 1. Contradictions cause change, because they form an inherently unstable system. Eventually the contradiction is resolved through change. The change can be taking on a new form that enhances stability, or annihilation. This is the basis change. The new form can and likely will become contradictory to something else.

I used a physical system of a watch for an analogy. The watch spring is part of the mechanism yet it works against the mechanism to create tension so that the system works. The contradiction results in a change when the second hand moves. Ticking is the resolution of the spring-mechanism contradiction, but it is not stable due to friction. Therefore it requires winding. The winding again works against the force of ticking to build up tension so that the watch may operate once again.

I'm hesitant to use physical systems as analogies because that's a trap capitalists fell into and continue to fall into. I want to work up some historical examples to show it as well.

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Are we so sensitive now that we can't identify gender by the buttwipes they use? We need a special little text to tell us that Gordon uses the ones from the black, manly packaging and smells like bourbon? Just nerf the world I guess.

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Grombledy-fleven.

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"In a stunning announcement that has shaken both the cryptocurrency and financial worlds, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has revealed a new blockchain-based initiative: GoldBack NFTs, a series of non-fungible tokens (NFTs) directly backed by the U.S. gold reserves.

Speaking at a press conference outside the Federal Reserve, Musk detailed his partnership with the U.S. Treasury Department, which has authorized the allocation of a portion of the nation’s gold reserves to serve as collateral for the digital assets. Each GoldBack NFT represents a fractional stake in a physical gold reserve held in Fort Knox and other secured locations."

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Trump is in office. There's a global pandemic spreading. There are protests in the streets.

What year is it?

[-] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago

They used to have to build a fleet of ships, sail for months, and then hold territory to be able to do this. Now some person behind a desk changes a parameter.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago

>a plane that locks everyone in and burns them to death when the wifi cuts out

sicko-mega

>an inspector forgot to check that the burn to death function was working so it didn't go off

sicko-no

[-] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago

For every non-white citizen that gets tortured, kidnapped, and deported we will gain one border patrol agent voter. - Chuck Schumer

[-] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago

Elon Musk is like the entire cultural shift of 2012 to 2016 happening to one person.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago

After 2016 it was apparent that Trump represented the disgruntled domestic nationalist capital class who were in a war with the ruling internationalist capital class. Guess that's over now lol. Trump will side with the bigger money. He is literally an international capitalist after all with resorts in foreign countries. Of course he's not going to shut all the borders and create Neo-Hyperborea.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago

The revolution will not be upvoted.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago

I'm excited to share that I've recently reached Gold rank in Overwatch! For those unfamiliar, Overwatch is a softcore pornography game that requires a significant commitment to bitterness and abusive chat messages--all crucial skills in both gaming and cloud development.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

Does anyone halva epi-pen?

[-] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago

Of course this is the take. So now they're going to soften their rhetoric and just inaugurate him next week.

You can even straddle the whole civility thing while using the situation. "Of course someone use violence. Trump promotes violence. Look at Jan 6. Look at Project 2025. If you promote violence as a tool of course people are going to use it." But no, they're going to just say he's a nice guy who's a simple participant in our grand experiment and we need to be nice to him.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

2025 Biden refuses to accept the election results and doesn't step down. Liberals do Jan 6.

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