Mr Musk cut that red tape, regulations are getting in the way of innovation and progress and hilarious outcomes

TrueAnon rules violations take my energy

>a plane that locks everyone in and burns them to death when the wifi cuts out

>an inspector forgot to check that the burn to death function was working so it didn't go off

It is absolutely imperative we fast-track this. Pull out all the stops.

Uncritical support to comrade airplane in its struggle for billionaire submarine part 2: Tesla truck boo boo.

I’m going to need the same level of exquisite quality control that goes into his rockets and cars

I'm so excited for this

Small detail but CNBC already carrying water for Trump by playing up his "dealmaker" kayfabe. Like, he "struck a deal" for a $2 billion airplane that doesn't exist four years later?

He's just gonna duck tape wings to a cybertruck isn't he.

Tesla 7cyber7

I don't ask for much

Could you imagine Musk and Trump on a flight together? No way they'd interact. I'm absolutely certain Trump hates Elon, no way an 80ish year old lifelong business freak is willing to spend time with the K Hole occupant and stale meme obsessive weirdo who is a fake gamer. If Trump caught word Elon was a fake gamer that would be the last straw and he'd be publicly disowned via tweet. Trump is a golfer and gamers and golfers are the same people but different generations. I'm sure they're in different rooms the entire flight.

it's a heckin' flying cheeto!
splat

This is musk's plan to get rid of trump

they're doing the fusion dance in order to becOH MY GOD IT BLEW UP THE WHOLE AIRFIELD JESUS FUCK

Breaking news

Boeing and SpaceX couldn't even arrange to bring back some stranded astronauts in the ISS for half a year so why would we expect them to build anything else?

God is good, god is great