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[-] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago

His immune system was khamas.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

i do!!! i spent a solid 5 min going back and forth on this before catching myself being way too pedantic

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago

He was a general too at only 19 and 4 months in the military!

[-] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago

Holey shit did the semen extraction team arrive in time???

[-] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago

there's a rumor that a hostile team got there first it-was-me

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Israel about to be the only nation on Earth with a sizeable minority of their new generation literally being half-undead like some World of Warcraft village

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
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Yeah, but they couldn't extract anything because it turned out he was also molding the halva into rods and using them for sounding

[-] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

Does anyone halva epi-pen?

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago

rip-bozo rip-bozo-grave

Imagine being so thirsty for genocide/blood that you'd travel at your own expense to do so.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

I’m leaning toward believing in an all-powerful deity now, because this asshole’s death seems like something an all-powerful deity would do.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

no more halva measures waltuh

[-] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

"Israeli" food was so bad bro fucking died

[-] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago

Critical support to allergies

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago
  1. breed a bunch of lone star ticks
  2. release all over the 1st world
  3. watch as everybody emits 10% less carbon and/or dies from allergies
[-] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

he expected to fight, yet his body couldn’t even fight off food.

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NYPD ass funeral

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Killed by one of the most Jewish of snacks

How ironic

[-] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

Halva isn't Jewish, it's levant Arabian especially Lebanese and Palestinians.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Ah, I always got it from the Jewish deli I got lunch at

My mistake

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

It's fine, common misconception. Like saying couscous is "Israeli" when the Amazigh invented it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I think people get confused on that one because of "Israeli" couscous or ptitim, which is actually different food. It's a pasta product created by Nestle during the 1950s. Basically like acini di pepe but toasted.

It sucks ass and is basically a Great Depression food from the austerity era following WWII.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

It'd be funnier if he died from corned beef or dill herring

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Choked to death on one of those giant pastrami sandwiches

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Honestly I associate halva most with the Caucasus but that's only because of that one Shamkhan Daldayev song

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

What are the odds it was actually hamas-red-triangle

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

The opposite, this was how he actually died but some propaganda outlets on Twitter claimed he was "liquidated."

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

"No one have claimed responsibility for the allergic attack yet, but we suspect Hamas, IDF sources said."

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

EAT THE HALVA!

KICK THE FLAGPOLE!

EAT THE HALVA!

KICK THE FLAGPOLE!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

But, do you condemn Halvas???

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

His IgE? Khammas.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

Don’t any of them have jobs?

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Watching a montage of DBZ characters reacting to 9/11 to show how seriously I am reacting to this news

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

may he become fertilizer, enriching the soil that grows the next fatal foodstuff

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I'm gonna eat some chocolate halva to celebrate

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

He died in the line of doo dooty

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Eating halva rn to dab on this goof

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Literally smote by the gods

Beware!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago
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I personally think it was a code red that went wrong

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mountain Don't kelly

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