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Legendary - Cory Booker has been gooning on the Senate floor for the past 23 hours. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Cory Booker, known mainly from his child acting career in "Cory in the House", has been straight joinking and gerking for 21 hours straight in protest of Donald Trump. Insiders tell us that he has spent the whole day moving between increasingly esoteric erotica. According to his staff, he is now using a rolling pin to flatten his dick into a sheet while watching pregnant male roleplay on a v1.13 minecraft server set to extreme survival mode.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

the libs on bluesky are being really annoying about this

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Bro really went on bluesky and then complained about the people on bluesky

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I've twice posting links to bad takes on c/slop (the comm for posting bad takes) WITH CWs describing the takes in question, only to have people complaining that I made them see bad takes.

I think people have embraced the idea that free will doesn't really exist (probably true) too much and now expect society to deterministically lead them down a primrose path where they're never even given the option to make a(n even minorly) bad choice.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

My god, someone call the Parliament Funkadelican!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

GOOD post

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

holy shit he just busted. The janitors are slicing sections of the carpet off with knives and putting them in bodybags jesus christ

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

A stray drop fucking pulverized dick durbin’s eye jfc I TOLD Cory not to add the furry pooltoy transformation art into the goonfolder

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

He's gonna filibust any moment now.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

till it REEKS

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

YES, dude

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I think David Blaine should run for senate

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Oh I love this! He could levitate some old ass senator binch three inches off the floor then drop them shattering every bone in their body because they're 101 years old.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Change the laws or procedures or whatever so that filibustering only counts if you are confined within a small plexiglass cube suspended over the Senate floor

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Kamala to Cory: volcel-kamala

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The people cried out for a hero and he didn't come.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

he'll get there.. he gerkin

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

catgirl-salute

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure that's Key from Key and Peele

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

dude is totally tweeking hard

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