Trump being tired of the war and wondering why it's taking so long for Iran to surrender is really giving off "Why won't they ask me out" vibes. YOU could just surrender, Donald.

Remember when we ignored John Fetterman being pro-fracking and having held that black guy at gunpoint?

I honestly was not expecting moot to be on the Epstein files.

I'm going to start saying "I'm in favor of repealing all immigration laws because I'm a centrist. There will be no more illegal immigrants, and no more need for ICE." I am FORCING the overton window left.

Deng Xiaoping should really go down as one of the greatest political strategists in history.

"How do you do, fellow capitalists? Great day to exploit labor, amirite? You know, Chinese labor is quite cheap and plentiful, it would certainly be quite beneficial to us capitalists to exploit Chinese labor, right?"

A few decades later, most of the manufacturing is in China, China is now an economic powerhouse, and the dumbest world leader alive now wants to trade war China despite China obviously holding the cards in this scenario.

I'm a centrist. I think both the anarchists and the Marxist-Leninists have good points.

You know what would be the funniest thing the Onion could do with Infowars? Just straight-up, high quality reporting. Like, Pentagon Papers type shit.

At first I thought it was good news that the Nazis think JD Vance is a race traitor, so they're likely to not vote for Trump and stay home, but then I remembered, not voting is the same as voting for Trump, so they're still voting for Trump.

Irish Unification isn't enough. I want Irish Expansion. I need East Ireland. Scotland can be an autonomous zone in East Ireland.

I wonder how many Israelis are going to move out, back to the US or Europe or wherever because of this, since a lot of them are capable of doing so. Can't be good for the settler-colonial project.

Libs: LOL, China tells the people nothing happened at Tiananmen Square.

"Well, what did happen at Tiananmen Square?"

Libs: Well, they killed people, I think? And there was something about tanks? A protest about... something?

They called what China was doing a genocide. They called Russia doing military actions a genocide. They threw the term genocide around willy-nilly. Now that there's an actual genocide going on, it's not genocide, it's Israel's right to defend itself.