CthulhusIntern

Who the hell is Biden? And why did you post a photo of the Oval Office?

They do that again in 2028 and 2032, and every election after that, so much that "The Running of the Capitol" becomes a tradition. It becomes a corporate sponsored event with vendors and live music.

I don't WANT a thin, sleek computer. I want more ports than the Pacific Ocean. I want a laptop I can bludgeon someone to death with. I want it to have such processing power, the fans are loud enough that I get noise complaints.

Nobody made you run for Congress. If you don't want to do your job, it's OK to quit.

I'd be really happy if the world was simply just "not perfect".

This should be even easier than 2016 was, because back then, Trump was still new. Now, he's already been president, he's incredibly unpopular, he had a fucking felony conviction, and there's MUCH less enthusiasm for him from the Republican base.

Holy shit, if the Dems lose, they have no one to blame except themselves. This should be the easiest election ever, but they constantly squander it.

Lol, last time they specifically had a person to put their hate on, Bernie. Who would they have this time?

Just lie and say you're so progressive, Jesus christ. That worked for Obama. He won under the biggest landslide the democrats have seen in a long time.

It would be funny if we started using Sheldok Cooper to refer to Anderson Cooper whenever he comes up.

It's more likely that Netanyahu or someone in his cabinet will personally piss Trump off and he'll cut all funding to Israel out of spite than for Biden or Kamala to do anything positive for Palestine.

Tel Aviv is the only even remotely gay friendly part of Israel. It's comparable to saying Texas is an LGBTQ haven because Austin exists. And even that doesn't do it justice, if anything, I'm being too nice to Israel by comparing them to Texas on LGBTQ rights.