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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 180 points 2 years ago
[-] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago

oh wow I never saw this one reversed, even stole his scarf lol

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

Lol totally missed that. data-laughing

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 125 points 2 years ago
[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 93 points 2 years ago

NAFO sacrifice to Ukraine. Once the figurine drowns in cum, Ukraine wins. As you can see, it's going poorly.

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago
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[-] D61@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

NAFO Cum Sacrifice and NoFAP, the eternal contradiction

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 49 points 2 years ago

Which is why Isn'treal has Cummandos extracting the cum directly from the balls. No fapping necessary!

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fapping is a sin. God wants you to extract it surgically.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

she didn't call him back because he's obviously a quitter, that jar isn't even half full

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[-] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 104 points 2 years ago

Ruzzia

These people are desperate to make the letter Z a demonic evil symbol while defending all the literal nazi symbols ukraine uses. Deeply unserious people.

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

The double S is literally right there, they can't even do that, maybe they like nazis for real

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

I've seen ruSSia in the wild from these freaks, doesn't change the fact that their side are the nazis

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[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 100 points 2 years ago

Imagine seeing a cute little figurine, commenting on it, then suddenly, the guy goes into a rant about how he wants all Russians dead.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 91 points 2 years ago

"... and that's why these genocidal orcs are trying to wipe out all of western civilization ..."

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

nooooooooooo dont do the meatman john silver like this kitty-cri-screm

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[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 83 points 2 years ago

blue-check continues to be a reliable indicator for complete losers

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 82 points 2 years ago

Oh god I just learned what NAFO is and I think I was hit with a lethal dose of cringe. It's been good knowing you comrades!

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago

NAFO is the demon core of cringe

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

Unrelated: I've always wanted to run a D&D/Fantasy TTRPG Mega Dungeon campaign where the demon core lay at the lowest level of the dungeon, warping and mutating all the inhabitants of the dungeon, protected by a Radiation Dragon.

Maybe one day I'll have the time.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

This is not a place of honor.(But what if it was?)

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[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago

the 69th Bonketeers

Jesus fucking Christ these fucking losers

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[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

lmfao wtf? These people are the most unserious motherfuckers on the planet

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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago

lol, he really posted this massive L willingly, it'd take waterboarding to get this info out of me.

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

Out of the loop. What's the figure? Is it elf on the shelf for ukraine flag emojis or something?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago

Its a mascot for the weird Twitter guys who call themselves nafo

I don't know more than that but they seem insufferable

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 50 points 2 years ago
[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Oh, it's more doge meming? I thought it was at least a wolf or something.

I gotta be honest that all the cringe doge stuff in the last couple years has really ruined the whole shiba inu breed for me. Throw this on the pile, ig.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Wait a minute nafo isn't just a lefty thing for north Atlantic Fuckers org

Are you telling me libs have convinced themselves buying little owls is praxis for ukraine

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

yeah I got exposed to this cognitohazard on this forum in the first like 2-6mo of the russia-cool SMO

it's real bleak, try not to think too hard about what it's like for them

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[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

it's a funko pop for neocon manchildren

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago

Funny, when I discuss politics and communism for hours during a date I usually get laid. Skill issue for this homie I guess - get better material.

[-] PastaCeci@lemmy.ml 75 points 2 years ago

The only person I want to talk about politics with for hours before banging is Fidel Castro

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

kim-il-young stalin-young che-cigar isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

That poor woman lol probably had a very funny story to tell her friends the next day

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

look I know we're all discussing the absolute cringe of the post and the weird lil guy in a jar, but also wtaf is this book.

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] abc@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

the navajo owned sore joint rub probably does slap but it's extremely funny to me that it is dead center in that photo with a bunch of various generic looking ones

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These internet liberals waste their six figure salaries on the ugliest merchandise imaginable.

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[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://twitter.com/ConLaw60654/status/1770247245855637544

Someone did dodge a bullet for sure

Be prepared for nuclear grade cringe in the comments

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

I would not publicly announce my grandfather was a Chetnik, but that's just me.

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[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

This girl went and joined the Essence of Time militia after.

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 2 years ago

Why do these types ALL have this exact same damn profile picture?!

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

The representation of a NAFO "Fella" is a Shiba Inu dog (based on the Doge meme), often used as an avatar and sometimes described as a "cartoon dog", or a "group of Shiba Inu soldiers".

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They're fascists.

All of these people are the same people that previously used to use the pepe frog as their dogwhistle to one another. Now they use a chibi shiba inu.

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[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

o no. its a JAR.

spray-bottle visible-disgust qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

Also that name is familiar, I think he actually reported me for ban evasion one time after I sent him death threats.

RIP "Hamas Rocket (with emojis making a burning Isisraeli flag)" with like 700 tweets, lmao.

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