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For me to vote Biden he'd have to catch up and pay me the $80,000 in stimulus checks he owes me. Oh, he'd also have to:

• Give Puerto Ricans the right to vote
• Legalize weed
• Forgive all student debt
• Move American troops out of Taiwan, the Baltic states, Germany, Poland, Jordan, Iraq, Somalia, South Korea, Japan, etc etc etc
• Launch a full scale invasion of Israel to liberate Palestine
• Summarily execute every legislator that has voted to criminalize trans people's existence

So, IDK, he better get cooking soon if he wants my vote.

I won't be voting uncommitted in the general election. I'm voting for Afroman

My #1 trick for negotiations is to announce from the get go that I will agree to whatever terms the other party wants

I have not voted for either faction of the corporate party for 50 years, won't start now.

Fine I'll commit myself to vote .... Jill Stein in the general...in Michigan...AGAIN

I'll vote Biden if he shoots Netanyahu on live television.

Afaik the DNC said in open court that they're a private club and they can and will choose their candidate if the primaries pick the wrong candidate.

The Dems know that if their base vote for them while supporting a genocide then there is nothing they can do to make them not vote for them

Also link to the post

Lol there is people saying the uncommited movement is a GOP plot

You vote for Biden, you are genocide supporters giving a political mandate to a genocider. Simple as.

The only moral position is to not give genociders a mandate.

Ah I didn't know the CEO of the uncommitted movement was among us

The intent is to send a message. The message is "we will vote for you no matter what, so no need to make any policy changes sir."

They can mald all they want. I'm voting Jill Stein because it'll be hilarious if she were to get a substantial portion of the vote in a swing state. You couldn't pay me to vote for Genocide Joe so I'm just going to use my vote to piss off people.

Yeah I'm gonna have to parrot Felix here. I'm only going to vote for Biden if the Knesset is a smoking ruin and every member there is executed for war crimes on livestream in front of the entire world.

Also even saying this got them called a fascist tankie in the comments because they can't bear the thought of anyone even slightly disrespecting genocide Joe in any context that matters outside of snarky memes

chaser.zone, never change

If Biden continues the way he does most of the uncommitted voters arent going to vote at all.

Remember kids

Akaza Akari will personally use the forbidden Bun Bazooka against any who dare use her likeness to excuse or promote voting for a racist genocidal bastard

The "sending a message" narrative was one of the narratives used to explain 's popularity in early elections too.

I don't plan to vote for the genocidal corpse-emperor. I don't care if the light of the Astronomican goes out, the tech-priests can learn to live without their treats.

Whoah whoah whoah! Hold on a minute here! Who said anything about our protest vote actually doing anything? I thought we were just doing it to feel smug and superior? Now you tell me you actually want...results? You actually want the change you were advocating for? I can't believe this!

Lol liberals fantasize about childish violence and insults and sometimes they mature to fantasies of political violence. But they’ll never commit to it unless it involves a drone strike in a trailer. They can’t be bothered to celebrate the deaths of genocidal maniacs and they think they can muster the will to physically kick anyone

I live in a vital swing state and I will make it a point to vote uncommitted in the general, I've already convinced other family members to do it too

Eat shit libs

As always I'll vote in local elections, but I'm gonna write in "uncommitted" for all of the state and national races. It's a little joke just for me.

His October surprise better be a No Fly Zone over Palestine, '67 borders

At this point the only thing that would sway me to Genocide Joe would be the Marines invading Tel Aviv and doing to Israel's fascist military what Russia did to Ukraine's, then lining up every single Netanyahu official and West Bank settler against a wall.

"I'm one of the good ones" she said to the genocidal tyrant.

People are really gonna bother taking time to go outside to a place and stand in line to vote that they aren't voting? Just stay home, eat cheetos and masturbate.

Man libs are pretty dumb huh?

Why give up all leverage before the general election even starts? Why start negotiations from a place of complete weakness? Even if you are planning to vote for Biden, you don't say that or admit that now! There needs to be a real threat of not voting for Biden in the general election so that concessions can be granted in exchange for your vote for Biden in the general election. That is how politics generally work. If there is no threat, why would Biden ever make concessions? He knows that he has your vote already, there is no incentive for him, or pressure on him to do so. There needs to be some actual actual pressure.

How are radlibs this bad at politics?