What a stupid way to die

Do billionaires normally survive backing into ponds?

wtf I love Teslas now

I keep one of those glass breaking hammers attached directly to my driver's side sun blocker thingy.

This is very funny. Musk doing more praxis than almost anyone here.

More like Angela 潮

Yes I know her surname isn't cháo as in 潮 (tides/waves) but I'd like to imagine a shipping magnate who eventually drowned having a surname to do with the tides to be funnier.

Objectively hilarious

With all that money she should have paid for the optional extra safety feature for her Tesla:

I don't think the Model X comes with bulletproof glass standard, which means that either Tesla found a way to screw up regular safety glass or that Chao went out of her way to replace the standard glass with bulletproof glass. Either way

critical support to elon musk in his protracted war against other billionaires

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Tesla's have now done more for the people than I ever could

Lol owned

what unexpected good news! Hahaha

Nature is hitting back

Musk is doing more praxis than you. What's your excuse?

Critical support.

This is possibly one of the greatest run on sentences ive ever read.