"I feel like this is wrong, but I don't know enough about ~~stars~~ The Middle East to disprove it"
Including the US in the Middle East Friendship Chart is an admission of the US as a global imperialist empire.
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....this chart has Iraq and the US as FRIENDS? I know enough about that to know this chart is mainly wrong
It's just so reductive and silly!
Pretty sure this chart is pretty old, so presumably this was while Iraq was still directly occupied (i know that never really ended, but you get the point) and their government was literally just a translation service for the State Department and Department of War.
Oh yeah, that country that decimated iraq's infrastructure for a decade and caused untold human suffering and refuses to abandon its military occupation despite a formal government request? Best of allies.
Political Compass [Middle East Edition] (Nuancecore Remix) {Gone Wrong}
The relationship between the United States & itself is complicated, not necessarily friendly.
I'm thinking of it's self-serving behavior in a middle east context.
AKA the John Kirby cheat sheet.
Friendship with Isis ended 
Now Iraq is best friend 
not filling in the diagonal is cowardice.
I say it every time something like this happens. Stop giving graphs to liberals. They must be constrained to writing only. No visual aids, no graphs, no figures, no charts, no diagrams. I would even go as far to put them on notice for outlines, lists, and rundowns.
Pokemon weakness chart
Isn't it weird that the only non middle east entity on this chart is the US?
They put their countries around our military bases
It's a weird mixture of surprisingly knowledgeable and laughably bad
Like It's accurate that Iran Hamas aren't friends
But ISIS is Israel + US backed/controlled, and Palestinian Authority and Israel are definitely not enemies
They lump "We get off on stoking hostility toward them, but we have a discreet involvement in their existence" as "Enemies".
The new Connect Four looks really complicated and I don't want to play anymore.
Who knows what hezbollah thinks about hamas. Surely they hate israel for entirely separate reasons
This is peak liberal vibes-based geopolitical theory
Just found it's from 2014...
https://www.slate.com/blogs/the_world_/2014/07/17/the_middle_east_friendship_chart.html
...don't know if that makes it worse or not.
States don't have friends, they have interests.
So many layers of braindead, I feel dumber the longer I look at it.
who tf made this
Saudi Arabia 😞 Al Qaeda????
Lanyard zodiac chart
Those emojis are awful
You can tell the US is friends with Iraq based on how Iraq has demanded the US pull out their military forces but the US still has its military there.
I have felt many times like I had to create a version of this for all my radical friends.
Does this check out, any obvious wrong ones here?
ISIS and Israel should probably have an It's Complicated
They are trying to bullshit people away from us and our "friends" having a direct hand in arming and helping terrorists. That the media is not gaslighitng the public.
Take Hamas - they are not tied to Al Qaida.if anything Israel and the US have a "complicated" relation to Al Qaida and ISIS.
Such as
IDF chief finally acknowledges that Israel supplied weapons to Syrian rebels
[Fighters were armed and paid to keep Iranian-linked forces away from Israel’s border.]
When Israel has stolen Syrian land and plans to annex even more land via it's "Greater Israel" plan.
There's operation cyclone where the US armed the precursor to Al Qaida the Mudhajeen.
Initially President Obama rejected the proposal, but later agreed, partially due to lobbying by foreign leaders, including from King Abdullah II of Jordan and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
US-backed rebels often fought alongside al-Qaeda's al-Nusra Front against Ba'athist forces, and some of the US-supplied weapons were seized by the al-Nusra Front. This had been a major concern within the Obama administration when the program was first proposed in 2012. There were also allegations of U.S.-backed militias carrying out summary killings of detainees
Priti Patel visited a hospital that treats jihadis
And then ISIS being in the center of the chart with "no friends" .... I mean those weapons and funding just appear out of thin air!
Can someone make that fucked up green smiley into an emote on here?
Iran 😘 Iraq Famously historical friends, no notes.