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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 years ago

Kim Jong Un forced an old man to tie a thousand large balloons to his home and went on an adventure (at gunpoint) with him throughout the country. The dictator’s decadence knows no bounds.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the first laugh in 2024

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's just so hilariously stupid

"What should we do with them? Should we ready a firing squad?"

"No...I have something...special...in mind for them"

"...so poison?"

"Ready a hot air balloon"

"Wut"

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yeonmi-park In North Korea they make space station out of hot air balloons.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Juche Magic strikes again

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

It's unimportant, but this idiot doesn't know how to write headlines. As-written, it suggests that the evidence for the story was provided by a North Korean Leader about a person that leader referred to as 'Kim Jong Un,' despite the fact that it is surely not trying to claim the former or cast doubt on the name of the latter.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's unimportant

No, it's vitally important and I wouldn't have noticed how terribly formatted/written it was if it weren't for you. So, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

🎈

👨‍👨‍👦🇮🇱

kim-drip

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

eternity keeps replacing random photos with this bear for some reason, so this is the version of the post i got to experience 1000053316

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Look at that dope-ass bear!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

it's a pretty awesome bear

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Hot air balloons can’t make it anywhere close to even the stratosphere, much less space right?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I think there are some kinds that can at least get to a height that looks like space, though looking it up I see lots of carefully worded claims about "the edge of space" and sometimes the stratosphere.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To reach orbit you need to accelerate to over 16,000 miles per hour and leave the atmosphere. A balloon can't rise above the point of neutral buoyancy, which is necessarily inside the atmosphere (i.e. not in space).

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wake up babe new DPRK execution myth just dropped

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Zionists aren't worth a rocket

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Tie me to a ~~rocket~~ balloon and fire me at Tel Aviv.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

What an absurd headline. He was clearly using the Fulton Recovery System to send them to Mother Base

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I hope libs and reactionaries keep saying shit like this

At this rate maybe the truth about the history of Korea will go mainstream for gen z and millenials on tictok

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

just guys being dudes

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Just attach balloons to congress and float them away like in Up but with a happier ending.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Chinese spy balloon kelly

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I thought they said North Korea doesn't have a space program smdh

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Fucking hell yes, how could someone see this as a bad thing

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