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Sad to inform you the wedding is cancelled. No refunds.
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but did they save the cum?
Hamas now chops off the balls to deter cum extraction /s
Fallout New Vegas type shit.
They jerk off the corpses rendering the sperm unusable. Gaza will soon be flooded with the ejaculate of fallen IOF soldiers.
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She...she almost married a warcriminal
Don't let his rank fool you, they promote people for anything in the IDF.
... well he probably was a war criminal regardless, but what I mean is being a Captain is nothing special.
Careful now. I'm sure it's a merit-based system. Meaning the more civilians you kill the higher your rank.
But only if you keep up with your daily challenges
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It doesn’t explicitly say, but there’s a good chance she’s also a war criminal.
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Vaxxed?
Looking into it
But did they get his cum?!
His cum was actually a hamas tunnel. That's why he got shot.
Don't worry, the brave IDF actually has a whole squad dedicated to taxidermying the corpses of their fallen soldiers, hollowing out their backs and walking them around like hand puppets speaking in squeaky cartoon voices and pretending to be them. She can still marry him if she doesn't mind him only saying his new catchphrase "Oopsie woopsie!" and isn't to bothered by the 18-year-old brigadier general with his entire arm shoved inside where his spine used to be.
I’m not saying that house should get to mount his head on the wall like a hunting trophy, but
Oh! Do the hands also, that way he can hold the gun that shot him.
owned lol
Death to America
F to pay respect
Reminds me of the bit in JoJo part 2 where the Wehrmacht soldier who's friends with Ceasar gets got by Wamuu and the tone is super teary-eyed and I was just laughing my ass off
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Get fuckin wrecked ya butcher
lol
lmao even
Womp womp
I like to think he was domed seconds after bc he was standing framed in a window like a gift to anyone with 20/20 vision and knowledge of how to adjust iron sights for range.
wait i thought zionists said using civilian infrastructure in any capacity during """wartime""" was evil and being ISIS
had it coming for writing the date 21.3.24 instead of 2024-03-21, computer files must be a mess
Are ya winnin' son?
Pure dopamine
lol, owned
Merry Christmas!
I'm getting divorced and don't have my daughter for the first year so I'm glad to wake up to this
feel free to rant in my dms if it helps
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foreshadowing is a literary deviceI wonder if the occupants of that house were married or had a fiance?
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